The opening resembles Swiss Army, which is fair because the description says the fragrance is trying to evoke the Alps, and Swiss Army isn't bad. After a few minutes, it progresses into OH NO!!! IT'S THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN!!!! HE'S SWITCHED TO A HIGH FIBER DIET OF BLACK CURRANTS AND HE'S USING ME TO WIPE HIS ASS WITH!!! AAAARGH!!!!
Now I will have to immolate myself to get rid of the stench.