Hai Karate (1967)
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Hai Karate was developed by Pfizer (Now more famous for Viagra). The commercials showed some guy who wore Hai Karate. Girls were coming at him from all angles and he had to karate chop them away. The aftershave even came with instructions on how to do this.
I'm pretty sure any fragrance released today which advocated the hitting of women wouldn't get very far!
Just so you know, here's what the instructions say:
Don't dare use Hai Karate without memorizing this: Here are step-by-step instructions on how to defend yourself from women in case you apply an over dose of Hai Karate
It then gives three simple steps to 'remove' the offending women. Lastly it tells us to be careful how we use it.
-Hmmmmmmmm
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 |  In 1972, I won a bottle of this so-called "cologne" as a door prize at a dance. I tried it before I went to see a movie. The stench was so overpowering it gave me a severe headache and people sitting next to me kept moving away to another row after a short while. Quite humiliating... True story!27 April 2008 |
 | All that is vile and hellish in the world, but captured in a bottle and sealed with a lid (to help keep the toxic fumes from stripping nearby pieces of furniture and killing small, furry creatures in the vicinity). 28 September 2006 |
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| O the horror, the horror! 10 March 2006 |
 | This was some vile stuff. Even forty years ago, when I had little discernment and even less taste and almost no money, I used it two or three times and then tossed the bottle—it was rrreeeaaallllllllyyyyy bad. 01 December 2005 |
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|  This is one cologne that I am thrilled to see discontinued. Bleah!22 August 2004 |
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| A rip-off of Jade East that was bought by the guys who didn't want to spend the big bucks to get the original. A floral Oriental scent. Harsher and less refined than Jade East. 12 February 2001 |
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