FCUK Him (2003)
by French Connection

For a $14 purchase, including bodywash, at TJ Maxx, this was a great buy. Some complain that it's too synthetic. Maybe it is. . but it smells damn good. the Lavendar and Vanilla immediately surround you and playfully slap you across the face beforeswirling around your body. I wore this last night on my right forearm at TJ Maxx and immediatley knew it was a MUST BUY. Hours later, I was still in bed with that one spray generating enough scent for me to wave my arm under my nose.

So far I really like it, and would pay full price for it if I had to. It's not a formalwear scent, but its somthing you can put on for the office without offending and spray yourself with on your way out the door to hang out with friends or a girl.

I have to absolutely agree with mr slarty... if one decided to spray some 2$ lavender body spray on themselves, then felt it necessary to dump the old school pink bottle of mr bubbles on the top of their head, it would be very similar in nature to this disturbing piece of un-work... I am disappointed that shiseido's name was run through the mud with this one, but I've never been impressed with anything zirh, so I'm not shocked that I don't like this... the initial reaction from my girlfriend was... "it kinda smells like ivory soap that washed a dirty ass but never got rinsed off"... I guess I'll finish my sample one day but I'll be sure to get good and liquored up before I do so

This is really good. People always said that Mugler Cologne smells like cleanliness. I don't get it. This, straight out, smells like a clean man. There's no chance of offending someone with this fragrance - it smells like you just jumped out of the shower all day long. Mine came with an all-over shower gel that simply amplifies this feeling and greatly enhances the scents longevity. This would be a great 'first scent' for a friend who's afraid of cologne - pick up a box set at TJMaxx for twenty dollars.

I don't know what it is exactly, but shortly after putting this on there is this burnt smell, I can not describe it, but it is ghastly and not interesting at all. In fact, this fragrance makes my stomach turn almost all the way through. I can not give this a bigger thumbs down. Hideous.

On first spray it smells like a slab of just unwrapped baseball card pink bubble gum with that light dusting of that white powder..

Not much of a middle note noted. More of the same. Not unpleasant but notable it isn't.

Drydowns to a generic sweet intensity that holds close to the skin. All in all a fragrance that seems more feminine in nature when compared to other masculine marketed fragrances.

Besides being uninspiring or generic as other reviewers had said, I found this scent to be actually abhorrent. I purchased this (as it was so cheap) along with the Boots released FCUK EDTs, in search of one fragrance they'd marketed under the FCUK brand in a very old deodorant I'd received as a gift.

Upon application it wasn't impressive, so I had the initial disappointment and not finding my desired scent and also the regret at the waste of money. I did my best to remain optimistic, however after a short dry down, I was left with this horrible metallic smell wafting from my wrists. Perhaps it was my particular skin chemistry but I had to wash this repulsive fragrance from my wrists immediately. Such a synthetic chemically/metallic smell it was headache inspiring.

You get what you pay for. You can grab a huge "bottle" of this for dirt cheap on the net. But you get a nasty plastic thing filed with watered down nail-polish remover. Maybe I had a dodgy bottle.