Reviews of FCUK Him (2003)
by French Connection

I don't know what it is exactly, but shortly after putting this on there is this burnt smell, I can not describe it, but it is ghastly and not interesting at all. In fact, this fragrance makes my stomach turn almost all the way through. I can not give this a bigger thumbs down. Hideous.

Besides being uninspiring or generic as other reviewers had said, I found this scent to be actually abhorrent. I purchased this (as it was so cheap) along with the Boots released FCUK EDTs, in search of one fragrance they'd marketed under the FCUK brand in a very old deodorant I'd received as a gift.

Upon application it wasn't impressive, so I had the initial disappointment and not finding my desired scent and also the regret at the waste of money. I did my best to remain optimistic, however after a short dry down, I was left with this horrible metallic smell wafting from my wrists. Perhaps it was my particular skin chemistry but I had to wash this repulsive fragrance from my wrists immediately. Such a synthetic chemically/metallic smell it was headache inspiring.

You get what you pay for. You can grab a huge "bottle" of this for dirt cheap on the net. But you get a nasty plastic thing filed with watered down nail-polish remover. Maybe I had a dodgy bottle.

Huh, this smells like soap bubbles. More specifically,blowing bubbles in those little plastic bottles with the wand you blow bubbles with. Hints of fruits and citrus, a painfully dull scent.

FCUK,15min scent.very weak.ciao!

The name is the only thing that makes even a bit memorable. FCUK is another generic, mediocre, synthetic, gone-in-a-minute, mass-market fragrance. Granted, it’s better than some of its ilk, but it is, nevertheless, uninspired and copycat. Hemp, CO2, and ebony – cutting edge? No, not when they are used without creativity: they are more marketing ploys than actually notes, and they don’t save the fragrance from being just another failing idea from a “me, too” marketing department. If Equus hadn’t beaten me to it, I would have given a two-word review: “FCUK SCUKS."

This smells like bubble gum, and not in a good way. It's also extremely weak. Stay away.

I like the name, but I tried the fragrance and in my opinion it SCUKs

fcuk= French Connection United Kingdom. I think the play on the ancronym is more lame than offensive.
Regardless, didnt like this one at all... smells like a burnt down pizza shop.