Coleen (2007)
by Coleen McLoughlin

Nasty, vile, stale, bitter, chemical, horrible, harsh & altogether unpleasant.
l cannot imagine that it's possible for any perfume to smell worse than this. l usually try to find something to say about a fragrance or its' notes, but all l can think of are negative adjectives. lt doesn't improve in the drydown, & resisting the urge to scrub was the hardest it has ever been. l tried it once & threw the rest of the mini down the toilet.
l admit l would never have tried this, had it not come as part of a set of minis l got for Christmas. l'm almost embarassed to admit trying it, but l would love to have been pleasantly surprised by it. lnstead l'm shocked that it's SOOOOO BAD!
l hope it's never necessary to give such a bad review for anything again!

7th February, 2011.

Horrible bottle. Thought I might like it because it was touted as citrus. Synthetic, cheap, for modern teenage chavsters.

15th June, 2009.

Not bad for the cheap price tag i guess, perfect for chavvie pre-teens

22nd November, 2008.

It’s just too strong. Not really a feminine scent.
I only bought it because it was cheap.
My husband likes it, though.
Anyway it is suitable for night wear
This is not my type of perfume so thumbs down

23rd April, 2008.

I would never buy or even try this fragrance. I am from Liverpool, and feel she is a disgraceful ambassador for our wonderful city. I hate celebrity scents at the best of times, but this chav is not a celebrity, just consorting with a sportsman. Big Deal. It is so easy to meet and dupe a footballer, especially if you live in our area where they literally in abundance.

4th July, 2007.