As I've spent the last couple of weeks getting to know these Notes of Wine scents, I can say that Kelly & Jones seems to have a taste for pairing up fruits and flowers with weird synthetics which, while not what I'm into, has made for some truly interesting sniffing. The only one of the line that I actively have disliked is this one, Chardonnay.
There's a certain smell that I associate with the lobbies of cheap hotels, a certain sort of bathroom mopping agent that's supposed to be watered down but rarely is, so it's sort of a nuclear aquatic fruit toilet cleaner smell. With my apologies, that's what Chardonnay smells like to me. I can kind of pick out the woods and vanilla, and there's a cherry lollipop smell in there as well, but it all comes together to smell simply unpleasant and industrial to me.