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Deep Thoughts

These are the things that keep me up at night. Good thing I don't sleep much. These posts will change your life.

  1. A conspiracy from outer space. Also, youíre drunk.

    Iíve yet to figure out why, or how, this works, but itís happened enough times over the past few months that I can only assume the worst. By the worst I of course mean that aliens are remotely turning off the hot water when I decide to wash my hair. EVERY SINGLE TIME! What is that? I can be in the shower 5 seconds or half an hour, whenever I say to myself ďWhy donít I wash my hair?Ē I get a reply from a superior lifeform, observing from the Oort Cloud. Observing as my concern turns to irritation ...
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