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Red's Lumberyard

Redneck Perfumisto, a.k.a. Red or RP, is a certified woodaholic who was born in Kansas and never quite left. The Lumberyard, located in a small town with one stoplight and memories of a train station, brings together a group of strange characters who share Red's passion for all things fragrant. Sharing as well the internet connection in the lumberyard laboratory, you never know who's going to post something. At least, that's Red's excuse whenever law enforcement stops by for coffee and explanations.

  1. Birds


    Birds



    in
    Perfume Space

    let us be.

    Soaring

    on the sky-bending surfaces of
    musical spheres


    Floating
    Rising
    Descending

    through vanishing wisps of topnotes

    as eagles.

    Darting

    on momentary vectors

    Weaving

    in lazy waves

    Chasing
    ...
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  2. Dear Acqua di Gi˛

    Dear Acqua di Gi˛




    Dear Acqua,

    I know that we haven't talked in a long time. I wasn't sure I'd ever write to you again. I probably wouldn't have written, except that I ran into somebody yesterday who says he's seeing you now. I was really happy to hear that. He seems like a really good guy. I think you deserve that. So anyway, I thought I needed ...
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    Reviews , Opinion , Miscellaneous
  3. 2 M∀NLY! (Part 1)

    2 M∀NLY!


    2 MN - by Comme des Garšons



    Gather round, esteemed readers! There is something new swirling in this part of the fragrance world - and it ain't what you think! A new scent is taking over at the local fashion emporium, Red's Lumberyard! No, it's not the pig farm next door, although that was certainly a close contender. No - this scent is definitely ...
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    Reviews , Miscellaneous
  4. 2 M∀NLY! (Part 2)

    2 M∀NLY!



    (Continued from Part 1)


    "Come in! Please - have a seat. Here - take a lab stool!"

    Seeing only a tacky, vinyl-backed bar stool, we sat our butt in it.

    "And what can I do for you? You look like you could use some Comme des Garšons 2 Man!"

    Taking up his kind offer, I decided that I would ...
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    Reviews , Miscellaneous
  5. Humanity's Next Big Mistake

    I suppose that I should have entitled this something else, but then again, I probably should have posted it under my scientific identity. Although my science blog is also written under a pseudonym, it is more likely to be read by other scientists. However, the ridiculous state of our species is surely reflected by the fact that I'm better off posting about the abuse of science on a board which is primarily read by men who care too much about perfume. At least here, my words are guaranteed to be ...
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    Opinion , Miscellaneous
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