Astaroth...are you a Soul Calibur fan by any chance?
Got to agree, Dirty English has got to be one of the worst fragrances that I have had the displeasure of wearing. I have the scratch and sniff book called 'If there ever was' and this scent smells just like the whole lot of scents in that book when the pages are closed. It's just a mish mash of clashing synthetics.
Yeah, that Juicy Couture is a bit rank, eh? I have a couple of sample vials of it that I picked up at Bloomingdales when they were just starting to market it. I never got into it. I can appreciate a fragrance trying to be "edgy", but not if it just plain smells foul.
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