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What is it about perfume that continues to endure through the ages? My simple answer is because humans stink. Bad.

And girl humans don't like that. Girl humans make fun of other girl humans who stink and boy humans who want to get with girl humans think they'd better smell better because the usual methods (club over the head) no longer work.

So when some enterprising soul found that rubbing sage leaves over the most offensive parts seemed to help girl humans smell less, everyone started buying. And so, here we are, centuries later, all buying perfume.

I'll record my thoughts about perfume in general, why I wear it, why I don't care if it's a woman's perfume or a man's perfume, what I've learned about perfume and so on.
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  1. _R$_'s Avatar
    Of course, you're neglecting to mention that women do fancy a stinky man when they're feeling randy. Only problem is that you'll never be around to see her get randy if you don't smell nice in the first place... oh conundrum, what confusion hath you brought today?
    - Rich

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