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A conspiracy from outer space. Also, youíre drunk.

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Iíve yet to figure out why, or how, this works, but itís happened enough times over the past few months that I can only assume the worst. By the worst I of course mean that aliens are remotely turning off the hot water when I decide to wash my hair. EVERY SINGLE TIME! What is that? I can be in the shower 5 seconds or half an hour, whenever I say to myself ďWhy donít I wash my hair?Ē I get a reply from a superior lifeform, observing from the Oort Cloud. Observing as my concern turns to irritation which turns into a frenzied melee of lathering, rinsing, and repeating.

Even now, as I write this naked with wet hair (which Iím sure you all were dying to know), I can only hope these lifeforms find out what theyíre wanting soon.
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  1. exquisitely me's Avatar
    LOL!

    I'm drunk? I'm not the one telling the world I blog in the buff.

    I still think you're working through bad karma with the Perfume Gods.
  2. 's Avatar
    Do I need remind you it's Friday the 13th?:rolleyes:
  3. tang's Avatar
    Not aliens -- GREMLINS!

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