A couple named Pepper and Tea
Were married by Frere Bvlgari.
Their union discreet
Is far too effete,
A weak disappointment for me.
Sometimes the notes of fragrances are familiar, clear and real;
Other times I'm just impressed by the way they make me feel.
And Uomo? Moschino makes a statement in my mind:
A lovely morning, fresh with breeze and glowing with sunshine.
I almost feel like Wordsworth as I listen for a lark,
On a new day with Uomo? (and there's no question mark)!
With a modern twist to a classic base,
Metallic apple hits your face.
Its spicy heart and woodsy end
Makes this a manly, useful friend.
I like the fact that apple stays,
And so my interest never strays.
If you like good, uplifting tonics,
You should consider Azzaro Onyx.
Elegant, subtle, and refined,
For an introspective frame of mind.
Close to the skin, it lingers on,
I'll re-apply before it's gone.
I wish that it would longer stay,
But "Less is More," the pundits say.
(And thus it is, this Cartier).
If that sea of aquatics is too long a list,
Here's one worth trying, a definite twist.
To clean, fresh and fruity, add citrus and tart,
Enough of a difference to set it apart.
Lithe and linear, projection's not strong,
But for summertime pleasure, it sings it's own song.
I think I shall just stick to my trusty Drakkar Noir,
Pardonez-moi, Duc De Vervins--excusez moi, ce soir.
Bought it on clearance, and that's what it's worth,
As for creativity, it features a dearth.
Pleasant and sweetish, like so many more,
Not long-lasting on me--that lowers the score.
I'm neutral on this one; 'twill soon be forgot.
So buy it on clearance--Hot Water's not hot.
A sweet bouquet of flowers,
Lovely as can be;
Unisex? Well, maybe...
But too feminine for me.
Same old, same old, fairly weak..
Tiresome, boring, not much tweak..
This Burberry Men is not unique.
Imagine if you can the scent of a man:
These days not cool, definitely Old School,
But if you like "class," don’t take a pass,
Because this Pour Lui (applied sparingly)
Will lift you to heights of manly delights.
Long may it prosper, this Pour Lui de Oscar!
Tous Man is fresh, fruity and nice,
Made more attractive by herbals and spice.
Although I like it, I'm not ecstatic,
But it's better than the average aquatic.
Sweet, fresh, and fruity, you’ll find far and wide.
The bottle’s more interesting than the perfume inside.
Just spray on your linens—you’ll like that a lot.
It’s short-lived and pleasant, but "Heaven" it’s NOT!
With a bottle like a tee shirt, I thought "a casual vibe."
And yes it is, but really there is more to it inside.
The sweetness of the berry—the citrus kept it checked,
And the dry, green notes determined that I give this Homme respect.
At play, at work, at banquet—this one will smell good on ya,
More people should discover it, and so I thank you, Sonia.
This scent sounds rather fearsome:
An animale in heat!
Methinks the beast is tamer,
As I find it rather sweet.
But since I'm fairly thrifty,
The beast did make me pounce
To find a scent that saves a cent,
A bargain by the ounce.
I wear it on occasion
Though it leaves me in a quandary:
How an animal in rutting heat
Can smell like fresh, clean laundry.