Fragrance Reviews
Fragrance Reviews by FatLabRats
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L'Autre by Diptyque
After dabbing my wrists with a good helping of L'Autre I excitedly took a big whiff and subsequently pondered whether I should vomit first and faint second or the other way around. Either way I knew it would be messy. I suggest a much cheaper alternative to this fragrance: firstly, sprinkle your crotch with a generous helping of cumin. Then, follow this with a vigorous 30-minute regimen of squat thrusts. Voila! Whether you bottle those heady juices and sell for $35 an ounce is up to you.
27 June 2006
Anice by Etro
The inital sambuca blast is welcoming for anise lovers. Unfortunately this fragrance is fleeting and fades quickly.
16 January 2006
Mark Birley for Men by Mark Birley
Ozoney and fresh but nothing terribly unique. Not very long lasting either. I like the initial smell but it loses my attention shortly thereafter.
16 January 2006
Cédre by 06130 Zéro Six Cent-Trente
Cédre is true to its name: cedar and light green with very slight powder. It isnt anything groundbreaking but pleasant nonetheless. I find this to be quite appropriate for anytime of day anytime of year but would probably use it during the day in warmer weather.
16 January 2006
John Varvatos by John Varvatos
This was my usual "night on the town" scent for a year. Very urban and young. Warm and sensual with just the right amount of figgy spicy/sweetness. It goes well with a leather jacket. I do agree it is similar to Le Dandy but definitely less boozy. Looking forward to more from Mr. Varvatos.
16 January 2006
Le Dandy by D'Orsay
Absolutely intoxicating, it makes my eyes roll whenever I take a big whiff. Like warm brandied figs with cinnamon. Strong and long lasting. This is perfect for a romantic evening at a bar/restaurant in some tucked away private corner.
16 January 2006
Ungaro III by Ungaro
Every bit as dark as everyone says. Actually, I was displeased by my first try but gave it another shot based on the reviews (and the fact that I'd made a blind buy of an entire bottle). I realized I was initally put off by its dryness, I am used to having some amount of sweet in my fragrances. Once I got past this and realized what a well crafted scent this I appreciated it much more. It's a very classic smell, nothing else like it. So dark and moody, a perfectly masculine flower. Ideal for staying in on a snowy cold night and listening to The Cure or donning your black leather jacket and enjoying the nightlife. Sometimes I do layer it with something sweeter just to change it up a bit.
16 January 2006
Eau des Îles by Maître Parfumeur et Gantier
This brew is strong, very sensual, and very exotic with notes of sandalwood, patchoulli, and a hint of bittersweet chocolate in the background. It lasts a long time too. Very well blended. Suitable for evenings out and colder weather. Not for the timid.
16 January 2006
Dzing! by L'Artisan Parfumeur
Dzing! comes on strong with rubber and smoky dark tea. Eventually the smoky/rubbery smell mellows allowing the cinammon/vanilla/hay to come through. This is amazingly creative and playful, I love it. Be warned: those who don't find the smell of rubbery leather will be put off. Reminds me of SMN's Nostalgia but much less grease-monkeyish (not meant as an insult to Nostalgia). This is a unique and fun smell. You will most likely be the only one in the room wearing it.
16 January 2006











