| | Tom of Finland by Etat Libre d'OrangeOh man, the human sub-conciseness is an amazing thing. When I smelt Tom of Finland for the first time, a picture of an old shop I visited a few years back just came into my mind. That shop had an extremely attractive and promising show-window, but the store itself was a disappointment: it was so common; it didn’t look better than any other store I have seen before. So, my sub-conciseness rated Tom of Finland before I was even aware of it. 15th December, 2009. |
| | Jasmin et Cigarette by Etat Libre d'OrangeAlthough she knows that I hate the rhetorical questions, an older female friend of mine asked me a few days back “Which woman could love her husband after 20 years of marriage?” 12nd November, 2009. |
| | Sécrétions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d'OrangeThe statement “this is awful” is not far from the truth, but it is much closer to the lie. 30th October, 2009. |
| | Rien by Etat Libre d'OrangeAs you already know, rien means nothing. 29th October, 2009. |
| | Baby Blue Jeans by VersaceThis is certainly not the best fragrance I have ever smelled. I cannot imagine this scent as someone’s signature scent, except… ummmm… well, except in the case of necessity that Mickey Mouse has to have a signature scent. It is puerile (which doesn’t surprise us); it is pretty powdery (especially at the beginning), it is not masculine at all, but (before you think that the thumb up above is a mistake) it is extremely pleasant. I have never thought that I could say that I love SOMETHING, whose name is Baby Blue Jeans, but I am saying it right now. 14th November, 2008. |
| | Fuel For Life pour Homme by DieselIf it seems to you that this review contains too many sentences which start with “I can’t believe”, it would be just a matter of your imagination. 27th October, 2008. |
| | Xeryus Rouge by GivenchyI was wearing Xeryus Rouge that evening. My best female friend and me were standing on the street; we were chatting… and laughing… when she suddenly said:”Oh, your scent is making me sick… I’ll throw up.” Only few seconds later she assured me that her statement wasn’t symbolic but literal. That event taught me that I shouldn’t apply more than four sprays. 16th October, 2008. |
| | Tommy by Tommy HilfigerThanks to this one Alberto Morillas became one of my favorite perfumers. No, it is not mature or deep; but it doesn’t even have the pretensions to be that. Tommy with a tuxedo, or with an Armani suit… what a comic combination, in did; but when the spring comes to my little town and when I feel young and healthy and when I need some scent which is youthful, optimistic and full of life, I always pick Tommy. It brings me back the faces of all my lovers during the college, reminds me of my juvenile naivety and wakes up some old expectations and aspirations. 14th October, 2008. |
| | Habit Rouge by GuerlainI was in the bank the other day and I was waiting in line. At once, I thought indifferently “A person in front of me is wearing Habit Rouge”. A few seconds later I thought “Hey, wait a minute!!! The person in front of me?! How weird…” Namely, ahead of me was an old woman. She looked pretty normally: She was wearing a very expensive leather jacket and she had a lot of rings on her fingers. I decided to smell her better. I approached to her as close as I could. My nose almost touched her hair. Suddenly, she turned towards me, with an extremely unfriendly mien, and asked me:” What do you want from me, young man?!” This question was the start of the following dialogue. 8th October, 2008. |
| | David Beckham Instinct by BeckhamIt was two years ago. My aunt from Germany called me on the phone and said to me:” I’m going to visit you next week… oh, and I bought you a scent.” A scent? For me? That’s nice. I was joyous and curios. More curios than joyous. Which scent did she buy…? I was inpatient to see. When she finally arrived and gave me the scent I thought:” David Beckham?! Instinct?! Is this some kind of joke?!” However, I said:” Thank you, it was a good choice”, and I smiled with the most polite smile I was able to make (it is a terrific example for the hypocrisy, isn’t it?). 24th September, 2008. |
| | YSL pour Homme by Yves Saint LaurentOK, I can say that YSL pour Homme is a citrus-green scent with a very decent longevity etc, etc… but you already know that, so let me say something else… 17th September, 2008. |
| | cK one by Calvin KleinOh, man, it was so popular 12-13 years ago! I had the impression that the air had a smell of CK One. 11th September, 2008. |
| | M7 by Yves Saint LaurentI give just one chance to the people, and sometimes I think that even that is too much. On the other hand, I am convinced that every scent, with no exception, deserves a second chance. 17th July, 2008. |
| | Boss Bottled by Hugo BossWhenever I wear this scent people tell me that I smell as a candy shop which, a priori, isn’t a bad thing. 17th July, 2008. (Last Edited: 17th July, 2009.) |
| | Versace pour Homme by VersaceFirst of all, I would like to say that this is a very unoriginal and uninspiring scent so it is not my fault that the following review is boring… 15th July, 2008. (Last Edited: 17th July, 2009.) |
| | Gaultier² by Jean Paul GaultierI love (sensual) amber, (intoxicating) musk and (powdery) vanilla and this scent gives all that to me. 15th July, 2008. |
| | Boss Pure by Hugo BossIf BN Directory’s rules allow that, my review for Pure would be purely simple, it would have just one word – distasteful. 4th July, 2008. |
| | Vetiver by GuerlainI respect this legend so much that I am standing while I am writing this review… 25th May, 2008. (Last Edited: 14th July, 2008.) |
| | Ungaro III by UngaroSome people say that this is an evening scent. I strongly disagree: Ungaro III is exclusively a nocturnal scent. So, if you have a date with your beloved at (about) midnight Ungaro III is more than an appropriate solution for that occasion. 25th May, 2008. (Last Edited: 14th July, 2008.) |
| | Obsession for Men by Calvin KleinThis is my favorite oriental scent. Couple of days ago I was in a corridor talking to a female colleague. Obsession was on my neck. She asked me:”Could you please droop a bit, I want to smell you better”. I did it and several seconds later I felt her lips on my neck. I was quite surprised. She is 13 years older than I am; she is married and the mother of two children. Then we proceeded to talk like nothing happened. I have to say that I am just an average looking guy with not much charm… so it must be the scent… 25th May, 2008. (Last Edited: 14th July, 2008.) |
| | Nightflight by Joop!I remember, in an interview with a fashion magazine from this area some singer said about Nightflight (the question was – what is your favorite fragrance?): “I don’t know much about scents, but I think that Nightflight by Joop! is just brilliant. It’s quite original and sexy. Nightflight is far better than many, more famous, scents.” 25th May, 2008. (Last Edited: 14th July, 2008.) |
| | Escada Homme by EscadaThis fresh oriental scent is pretty rich, spicy and ambery. The note of cognac, no doubt, is quite interesting, but the notes of pepper, sandalwood and musk give me a bigger pleasure. 25th May, 2008. (Last Edited: 14th July, 2008.) |
| | Dune pour Homme by Christian DiorIt was a summer evening and I was at the beach. I was wearing Dune. Suddenly, a tall, good-looking blond woman approached to me and said: “Excuse me, you smell soooo nice, and I just couldn’t resist coming to you and smelling you better. Can I?” I wanted to make an impression on her as a smart and eloquent guy, so I said: “A-ha”. She leaned over me and I felt the touch of her nose and after that of her lips on my neck… and then… and then I woke up and I realized that people around me could love Dune only in my dreams. 25th May, 2008. (Last Edited: 14th July, 2008.) |
| | Antaeus by ChanelNo, the main trump of this fragrance isn’t its smell per se (it’s quite classical). Antaeus is a very important part of the magical olfactory world and that’s not without a good reason. First of all Antaeus has an exceptional strength (even the compliments I get for Antaeus sound like “oooh, that one is REALY good”). 25th May, 2008. (Last Edited: 14th July, 2008.) |
| | Escape for Men by Calvin KleinEscape for Men is a pretty aromatic and synthetic scent. I like its hyper fruity opening. Grapefruit and juniper are quite lovely. It’s hard for me to explain why I dislike its drydown. I like sandalwood usually but not in this case. 21st May, 2008. |
| | L'Eau D'Issey pour Homme by Issey MiyakeThat day I was sitting on the bus on my way to work. Next to me was some young girl (apr. 18-19 years old). I was thoughtful. Suddenly I felt something on my shoulder. It was her chin. Her nose was quite close to my neck. She had a little smile on her face and it was so obvious that she was enjoying. Her nostrils were spread, her eyes were closed. It was no doubt; she liked my scent very much. She didn’t say anything and there was no need to. I must say this: She wasn’t aware of my existence, not even for a moment, and because of that the whole situation was even more likable. 20th May, 2008. (Last Edited: 13rd June, 2008.) |
| | Fleur du Male by Jean Paul GaultierAnd what do we have here? An average/ordinary female scent became a modern male scent… No, I’m not surprised: in the strange world we are living nowadays. 18th May, 2008. (Last Edited: 14th July, 2008.) |
| | Givenchy Gentleman by GivenchyWhen I look at my bottle of Givenchy Gentleman I see how some ingredients, such as leather and civet, “float” in patchouli. This is the patchouliest (I don’t know whether this word really exist, my English isn’t that good) scent I’ve ever smelled. Its start is pretty alcoholic. 18th May, 2008. |
| | Vetyver by L'OccitaneYou have already said that the most similar scent to Vetyver is Envy for Men by Gucci (what is absolutely right, by the way). I have both Vetyver and Envy in my collection and sometimes I splash Vetyver on one and Envy on the other arm. Vetyver is just more “austere” and “mature” than Envy. 15th May, 2008. |
| | Kouros by Yves Saint LaurentWell, nobody has said to me yet that I smell “dirty” although I wear Kouros quite often (maybe, I meet exclusively polite people;-). On the contrary, mainly I hear “it smells somehow… chemical, like some purification’s liquid”; but that’s OK, I don’t even expect from the people around me to “understand” Kouros. I reconciled to that long time ago and I wear it just because of my own pleasure. 15th May, 2008. |
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