Perfume Reviews

Reviews by Redneck Perfumisto

Total Reviews: 96

Himalaya by Creed

White wax lemon snow
Scattered round an old wood shrine
By sharp icy winds.
21st September, 2017

Polo Red by Ralph Lauren

One venti decaf
Red Berry Cool White Powder
Polo latte please.
19th September, 2017

Brooklyn by Bond No. 9

Citrus-oiled new wood
Smells like possibility
Clear but not empty.
17th September, 2017
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9 IX Rocawear by Rocawear

Fresh dry fruit in a
Brushed metal rectanguloid
Just smells too damn hip.
16th September, 2017

White Patchouli by Tom Ford

White crayon rose skank.
Real Housewives of Patchouli.
Plastic. Floral. Bliss.
15th September, 2017

Chez Bond by Bond No. 9

So Tweed gives Coco
The keys to some place on Bond
But they're the back keys.
13th September, 2017

Égoïste / L'Égoïste by Chanel

"Clarity!" she mused,
Holding the red rose aloft,
"Yet rich with wood's spice."
12th September, 2017

Tabaróme Millésime by Creed

"A good tobacco
Should be seen with the mind's eye,
Not heard with its ears."
09th September, 2017

Dior Homme Eau for Men by Christian Dior

Diorventus, Holmes.
Persistence of olfaction
Left at the crime scene.
04th September, 2017

Deseo for Men by Jennifer Lopez

Like a chipped stone tool,
Fruity, 'baccy, synthy, fresh,
Thoroughly disco.
17th August, 2017

Spicebomb Extreme by Viktor & Rolf

Extremism in
Defense of beauty is so
Spice. Wood. Fig. Saffron.
17th August, 2017

Spicebomb by Viktor & Rolf

The almost smells of
Some almost holiday are
Almost real genius.
14th August, 2017

No. 5 L'Eau by Chanel

Quintessence of eau.
Ylangdehyde absolute.
'Flection's rare 'Fraction.
12th August, 2017
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Allure Homme Sport Eau Extrême by Chanel

On gravity's beach
Warm damp woods, cool airy breeze
Climb sniff live repeat.

10th August, 2017

Kenzo Power by Kenzo

His flower powder
Was subtle yet tenacious
Like a dandy's charm.
08th August, 2017

Bel Ami by Hermès

"Try this French saddle,"
I said, smelling lemon oil.
She had no regrets.
07th August, 2017

Eau de Cartier Concentrée by Cartier

This magic forest
Dreams of wood, water and bats
Ev'ry life a sign.
04th August, 2017

Une Ville, un Parfum : Shanghai by Guerlain

Gets better with age
Sexy powdery sweet ain't
Yo Mama's Shanghai.
01st August, 2017

Greenbriar by Caswell-Massey

As a child I smelled
The mountain motel's bar soap
Glad to be alive.
01st August, 2017

Guerlain Homme Intense by Guerlain

Though we never met
Minty green patchouli rum
Was the love we shared.
30th July, 2017

Fou d'Absinthe by L'Artisan Parfumeur

Her spiced pine moonshine
A fragrant Burroughs' bargain
And Red took the deal.
27th July, 2017

Safran Troublant by L'Artisan Parfumeur

Chalked with vanilla,
This rose in saffron's name is
Disturbingly hot.
27th July, 2017

Eau de Cologne by Chanel

The girly cologne
The boys must all have is proof:
Coco's style remains.
25th July, 2017

Tiffany for Men by Tiffany

Blue class, gold in glass
Smells like looks like feels like we've
All been here before.
23rd July, 2017

Un Jardin Après La Mousson by Hermès

Beautiful sadness
As sun dries away water's
Fragrant sun promise.
22nd July, 2017

Acqua di Giò Profumo by Giorgio Armani

White clouds of incense
Freed from marble's beauty by
Muses with chain saws.
21st July, 2017

Davidoff Adventure by Davidoff

Weak orientals
Were a "thing", and somebody
Had to be weakest.
17th July, 2017

Original Penguin for Men by Original Penguin

Lavender L'Homme Light
Once you smell the lavender
You can't unsmell it.
16th July, 2017

Rocks by Original Penguin

Apple honey L'Homme
With weak magnet top is still
Apple honey L'Homme.
16th July, 2017

Hermèssence Poivre Samarcande by Hermès

Who told it better?
Pepper's tall tale of wood, or
Wood's tail of pepper?
11th July, 2017