Robin: “Hey man! I want to create a new perfume!”
Batman: “Don’t be bat-stupid! You are not so dark as me!”
Robin: “What? Listen man! Let's start with Batman's enterpises bankrupt... and with Batman that falls from the clouds…
Batman: “Remove that ridiculous Mexican wrestling mask from your face! I know you are a woman!”
Robin: “If you withdraw from creating fragrances with rose for years, you've also withdrawn from social life, what have you been doing all this time? Have you created any perfumes? Have you watched television? How could you be so stupid as not to throw an even occasional look at your business?”
Batman: “Ok, you are bat-right! I need a rose perfume, a bat-one!”
Robin: “WE need a rose one!”
Batman: “I need an artistic inspiration! To create a perfume with rose it is very difficult and bat-original too!”
Robin: “May you insert yourself into that badass prison that you like so much?”
Batman: “That PRISON? I'm dark, but not so bat-stupid!”
Robin: “What is it if not a place, devoid of real cells where detainees (and assumes also the food) are lowered from a large circular opening at the top right which is also the only access?”
Batman: “Ok lady Robin! Now we are in March! I will stay in prison until the beginning of April! So I will have a real bat-inspiration!”
Robin: “You can also escape when you want! Even if you aren’t Spiderman, you can manage to climb to the top!"
Batman: “YES darling! I’m dark, a big dark one!”
It was June and it was July, it was August and it was September...
In May, the romantic Robin took the May roses! In June, she added a bit of flowers gathered in GothamGrasse as June carnations and June magnolias.
In August Robin had the idea to add some August frogs.
In September she found some September leaves of violets…
In November the character of Batman is supposed to be in that prison!
The romantic Robin finally visited him, bringing to him a bit 'of cooked food.
Batman: “Hey Robin! I had a bat-inspiration, it’s about rose and artichokes, capers and herrings too! Hey Mexican lady! Where are you going! Get me out! I am dark, you know? Hey Mariachi! I’m a big dark one!..”
Batman & Robin's perfume will be consider to be an abomination that is best forgotten. It is too romantic and for nothing dark...
Batman: “What is this? Spicy Mexican food? Hey lady! Hey Robin, COME ON!”
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