| | Ofrésia by DiptyquePeppery green, fresh floral, but not flowery! Lasts all day, and all the little notes you would rather do without, disappear just when you are ready for them to leave, 15th March, 2009. |
| | Whip by Black Phoenix Alchemy LabNasty rose soap! Sorry...... 11th March, 2009. |
| | En Avion by Caron(I don't know how old my sample is - It is dark and thick.) 11th March, 2009. |
| | Pink Lotus by AftelierYes, this fragrance was created by Sting and Trudi Styler for Madonna..... but then they decided to give it to me. I am undecided! Could be pretty - but it has a dirty edge. As time goes on, I like it more....less floral - more stank. Too bad Sting and Trudy only gave me a small sample: or so I thought. A dear friend suggested that I should have had Madonna go through security when she left in a huff. His guess is that she had my sample (the large one, in a real glass bottle) hidden in one of the deep pockets in one of those horrible rain-coats she's always lugging around. 10th March, 2009. |
| | parfums*PARFUMS Series 3 Incense: Zagorsk by Comme des GarçonsUm...... It smells like a dentist's office, cedar, clove and Lysol; and it made my dog Whittman sneeze. 22nd February, 2009. |
| | parfums*PARFUMS Series 3 Incense: Kyoto by Comme des GarçonsI love it! (I can't think of anything clever or profound to say.) 22nd February, 2009. |
| | Escentric 02 by Escentric MoleculesWay too weak to me! Not unpleasant -but either is Old Spice. I can't see sampling any of the other "Molecules" after this one. 25th December, 2008. |
| | Touch for Men by BurberryI really did not like the opening blast of "something" rancid. Can't put my finger on it. Almost smells vegetable in nature. Mildly pleasant after about an hour - but who has an hour to wait for the mystery stench to evaporate. 25th December, 2008. |
| | Joop! Homme by Joop!Oh it's just awful and lasts forever. I'm sure that it could be used to make something smell better..... 25th December, 2008. |
| | Calèche by HermèsSmells like Chanel No. 5 and urine.... which isn't always such a bad thing. 25th December, 2008. |
| | Virgin Island Water by CreedAt first I thought it smelled like a tanning salon.... then I started to like it. What happened? (I don't know.) Lime, coconut and pencils. I wear it to the gym - with apprehension. If someone walks by and sniffs the air - I pretend it's the woman on the Life Cycle next to me. 23rd December, 2008. |
| | parfums*PARFUMS Series 3 Incense: Jaisalmer by Comme des GarçonsA freshly sharpened pink pencil. 23rd December, 2008. |
| | Crave by Calvin KleinToo quickly green....then settles down a bit to something with a subtle note of more, but different green.... and soapy. 23rd December, 2008. |
| | Silver Mountain Water by CreedBeer sloshed on the sleeve of a sweatshirt washed with too much fabric softener. (I wouldn't buy it... but I'd gladly accept it as a gift..... from Ricky Martin!) 23rd December, 2008. |
| | Royal Delight by CreedReally strong and long lasting. Smells expensive. Very feminine. Even as a gay guy - I can barely carry it off. (But I do!) 23rd December, 2008. |
| | Halston 101 by HalstonCedar.... I loved it...... Very strong and commanding! It smelled like a rich hamster's mansion.... in the woods. (It made me sneeze, though... every time I wore it.) 23rd December, 2008. |
| | Il Bacio by BorgheseModeration and distance... that's all I'm saying. Grandma in church, but a non-denominational service. In May....... Maybe earlier for Easter. That's it! Easter. 23rd December, 2008. |
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