Fragrance Reviews by SWAMIROSE

Peppery green, fresh floral, but not flowery! Lasts all day, and all the little notes you would rather do without, disappear just when you are ready for them to leave,

Nasty rose soap! Sorry......
(I've just been asked to write more)
OK - Really nasty rose soap.
Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab - WHIP.
Who is expecting nasty rose soap with a name like that?

(I don't know how old my sample is - It is dark and thick.)
I would like anyone, immediately, who wore this scent. Yes, I smell the cloves, but I also smell magic.

Yes, this fragrance was created by Sting and Trudi Styler for Madonna..... but then they decided to give it to me. I am undecided! Could be pretty - but it has a dirty edge. As time goes on, I like it more....less floral - more stank. Too bad Sting and Trudy only gave me a small sample: or so I thought. A dear friend suggested that I should have had Madonna go through security when she left in a huff. His guess is that she had my sample (the large one, in a real glass bottle) hidden in one of the deep pockets in one of those horrible rain-coats she's always lugging around.

I love it! (I can't think of anything clever or profound to say.)

Um...... It smells like a dentist's office, cedar, clove and Lysol; and it made my dog Whittman sneeze.

Smells like Chanel No. 5 and urine.... which isn't always such a bad thing.

Oh it's just awful and lasts forever. I'm sure that it could be used to make something smell better.....

I really did not like the opening blast of "something" rancid. Can't put my finger on it. Almost smells vegetable in nature. Mildly pleasant after about an hour - but who has an hour to wait for the mystery stench to evaporate.

Way too weak to me! Not unpleasant -but either is Old Spice. I can't see sampling any of the other "Molecules" after this one.

Too quickly green....then settles down a bit to something with a subtle note of more, but different green.... and soapy.

Moderation and distance... that's all I'm saying. Grandma in church, but a non-denominational service. In May....... Maybe earlier for Easter. That's it! Easter.

Cedar.... I loved it...... Very strong and commanding! It smelled like a rich hamster's mansion.... in the woods. (It made me sneeze, though... every time I wore it.)

At first I thought it smelled like a tanning salon.... then I started to like it. What happened? (I don't know.) Lime, coconut and pencils. I wear it to the gym - with apprehension. If someone walks by and sniffs the air - I pretend it's the woman on the Life Cycle next to me.

Really strong and long lasting. Smells expensive. Very feminine. Even as a gay guy - I can barely carry it off. (But I do!)

Beer sloshed on the sleeve of a sweatshirt washed with too much fabric softener. (I wouldn't buy it... but I'd gladly accept it as a gift..... from Ricky Martin!)

A freshly sharpened pink pencil.