| | B*Men by Thierry MuglerThough amiable and respectable, B*Men fails to excite me. I don't find it particularly memorable - the only reason I ever reach for my bottle is to re-familiarize myself with its aroma. Unlike my favorites, it's a fragrance that is not strong enough in any one area to leave any sort of indelible impression (and, consequently, too average to provide a reason to continue using it). It really is a lot like a song without a resonant hook - kind of like Tommy Tutone's "Jenny" without the "8-6-7-5-3-0-9." In fact, the only thing Thierry Mugler could use as a hook was, "Hey, it's not A*Men." That is, "It's not the best fragrance I have ever made; in fact, it's the opposite - the Anti-A*Men!" 9th December, 2009. |
| | VIP by UsherThis generally smells like some cheap, run-of-the-mill, reconstituted leather product, that is to say a leather product that is predominantly or entirely not leather (e.g., "Pleather" bags, my Gimp suit). I guess I shouldn't be shocked. 7th December, 2009. (Last Edited: 17th July, 2010.) |
| | Stetson by StetsonI almost feel guilty for giving this one a Thumbs Down. I've long been under the self-induced impression that Stetson is one of the great buys in all of perfumery. The problem is, prior to my recent purchase, the last time I had worn this was literally way back in elementary school. As I try it now, twenty years and scores of fragrance experiences later, I find that I cannot tolerate its intense soapiness once the citrus top notes flash off - this is serious Dial Gold territory, and for me it's difficult to tolerate. The soapiness does later abate, leaving you with an amber skin scent that is pleasant but ultimately somewhat tiresome. 7th December, 2009. (Last Edited: 17th July, 2010.) |
| | Scent 79 for Men by Jil SanderI really, really liked Scent 79 upon acquiring a decant and testing it, but I quickly grew bored with it and now rarely seek it out. While certainly an improvement, Scent 79 is clearly a signpost along the evolutionary road that began with designer scents like Cool Water - that is, it's a fresh woody/floral fragrance deepened in this case by incense and a hint of leather. I'm sure it's composed of finer ingredients than CW and its ilk (as evidenced by its elevated price), but it's not interesting enough to move me. As others have noted, it's also a very quiet scent, especially once the astringency of the opening dies down. Still, it's pleasant enough - a solid neutral. 3rd December, 2009. |
| | Domenico Caraceni 1913 by Domenico CaraceniThis is a fantastic fragrance, full of carefully restrained exuberance ("rational exuberance"?) and bespoke sophistication. I'm an amateur at this, but to me the fragrance seems fairly linear, the only major evolution being the eventual exhaustion of the neroli top notes after an hour or so. Everything else - namely, the rose (or rose + geranium?), cypress, and pipe tobacco - seems present right from jump street. 3rd December, 2009. (Last Edited: 19th June, 2010.) |
| | Jazz by Yves Saint LaurentJazz boasts a traditional yet very deftly executed opening highlighted by a little lavender and a lot of bergamot with a hint of mossy cinnamon underneath - it's spicy, bright, and musty at the same time. As the citrus and lavender diminish, this becomes more of a cinnamon-centric, woody/leathery/mossy scent. Overall, it is a rather unique and distinguished release from a house that deservedly stands out among the designer crowd. 2nd December, 2009. |
| | Kouros by Yves Saint LaurentI was actually slightly repulsed by Kouros when I first tried it somewhat extemporaneously at Ulta or some similar brick and mortar outlet. It wasn't that I thought it to be fecal or urinous, as several others have indicated. I simply felt that, at least in the initial stages, it was too reminiscent of that institutional deodorizer aroma that I associate with public restrooms and the like - this is surely the genesis of Kouros' popular equation with all things "potty." After consequently dismissing it as interesting but totally unwearable, I was lucky (or charming) enough to coax a few random samples of Creed fragrances from a willing Neiman Marcus associate. Among these samples was Orange Spice which, although different from Kouros, struck me as similar enough to be considered as a possible (and likely) inspiration for it. 1st December, 2009. (Last Edited: 2nd February, 2010.) |
| | Cuir Pleine Fleur / Fine Leather by HeeleyI think this may be the quintessential "rich Corinthian leather" scent, or at the very least a perfect example of what that would smell like if it actually existed. As others have noted, the violet/mimosa combo is front and center; the leather is present but expertly muted until the heart, wherein floral dominancy gives way to brisk yet supple leatheriness. Somerville Metro Man adeptly and accurately describes this evolution below. Longevity and projection seem appropriate and acceptable to me, although I do frequently find myself applying a refresher later in the day (love those floral notes). 30th November, 2009. (Last Edited: 2nd February, 2010.) |
| | Bulgari Aqua pour Homme Marine by BulgariI can't believe this is actually worse than the original. 30th November, 2009. (Last Edited: 2nd February, 2010.) |
| | Bulgari Aqua pour Homme by BulgariAlthough there are aquatics that I like (CSP Aqua Motu) or even love (Heeley Sel Marin), I can't say that I'm much of a fan of the genre. Most seem to be designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator and ultimately come off as pleasant yet uninspiring, essentially eliminating as customers those wanting more from such scents. I suspect many enterprising perfumers within the aquatic realm take this under consideration when composing their take on the theme; a common approach seems to be the inclusion or amplification of normally unpleasant elements, marine or otherwise. 30th November, 2009. (Last Edited: 2nd February, 2010.) |
| | Marc Jacobs for Men by Marc JacobsI am admittedly not a big fig fan, although I do find Philosykos' interpretation pleasant and charming, if underwhelming. This, on the other hand, I find to be a heavy and cloying mess that quickly unnerves me before completely disappearing two hours later. If I found it even remotely enjoyable relative to pricier fig offerings, I would grade it on a curve, but I don't...and I can't. 23rd November, 2009. (Last Edited: 2nd February, 2010.) |
| | Laguna Homme by Salvador DaliLaguna Homme is an über-synthetic tonka/vanilla bomb accompanied by the same type of sour, sweaty citrus notes found in Dali's revolting Le Roy Soleil Homme. There is also an overarching waxy or plastic element at play here (maybe the synthetic florals) that I find totally irritating. The overall effect is not unlike that of a cheap, unlit vanilla candle. 23rd November, 2009. (Last Edited: 2nd February, 2010.) |
| | Terre d'Hermès by HermèsMy experience with Terre d'Hermès has been inconsistent. I thoroughly enjoyed my initial experiment with a small decant I picked up at Sephora. I would describe the fragrance as I experienced it then as a lightly peppered wood and citrus blend that dries down to an earthy vetiver accord before finally petering out with a very noticeable (and delectable) sweet and smoky benzoin aroma that lasted until the next morning. 22nd November, 2009. (Last Edited: 2nd February, 2010.) |
| | Aramis 900 by AramisBased on my experience, this must have been the fragrance of choice for Southern Baptist deacons, pastors, and the churches themselves in the 1980's. I would even go so far as to say that this fragrance (or maybe this "style" of fragrance) is the Protestant counterpart to the incense-y Catholic vibe of Avignon or Cardinal. While I had smelled it very often during my adolescence, I never knew what it was until I recently tried Aramis 900 for the first time. While it is a restrained and mature fragrance, I must say I am nevertheless greatly impressed by it. 22nd November, 2009. (Last Edited: 2nd February, 2010.) |
| | Allure Homme Sport by ChanelAllure Homme Sport opens like a (slightly) refined version of the loathsome Acqua di Gio and dries down to a tonka/amber/musk accord that, while pleasing, is reminiscent of the far (and I mean FAR) superior Geir. I'll stick with the latter. 20th November, 2009. (Last Edited: 16th January, 2010.) |
| | Givenchy Play Intense by GivenchyAlthough I wasn't too impressed with Givenchy Play, I'd have to say it's definitely better than this flanker. Like the original, Intense has an unnecessarily heavy citric opening. I wouldn't consider it airy or diffusive as some have indicated - it basically coats my throat and sinuses. The pepper exacerbates this effect and adds to the discomfort. 18th November, 2009. (Last Edited: 2nd February, 2010.) |
| | Givenchy Play by GivenchyAlthough this has more redeeming qualities than the somewhat disconcerting Intense flanker, I have to ultimately give it a thumbs down. This is essentially a linear fragrance dominated by a heavy citrus/vetiver/patchouli combo that coats my throat and sinuses. Despite my physical discomfort when wearing this, I feel that I probably smell quite good (in a nondescript way) to others. I suppose this just isn't my style. 18th November, 2009. (Last Edited: 2nd February, 2010.) |
| | Aramis by AramisIn the Seinfeld episode entitled "The Switch," Jerry bemoans his inability to embrace the "Orgy Guy" lifestyle. He opines: 17th November, 2009. (Last Edited: 2nd February, 2010.) |
| | Vetiver by GuerlainGuerlain Vetiver is one of the few fragrances I know that is not only versatile enough to achieve all-weather, 365-day workhorse status but also enjoyable enough to consistently engage me both intellectually and emotionally. When nothing else fits, this is inevitably what I will reach for, and I honestly never tire of it. On the whole, I find it uplifting and confident, an unpretentious powerhouse scent more attributable to kingmakers than to the kings they crown. 15th November, 2009. (Last Edited: 2nd February, 2010.) |
| | Quasar by J del PozoCount me in with the negative camp. As noted by others, this smells like a seashore strewn with decomposing bananas and newspapers. Thankfully, it is so discrete and short-lived that no one really notices. 3rd November, 2009. |
| | Love and Luck for Men by Ed Hardy [Christian Audigier]Well, it's a light and fresh fragrance like SMW, but that's where the comparison ends. Actually, I think it bears much more resemblance to GIT than SMW. 1st November, 2009. |
| | Escentric 01 by Escentric MoleculesThis is certainly better than Escentric 02, but I would nevertheless not waste my money on buying a bottle. It's fairly simple (pepper, SOUR lime, and cedar) and linear on my skin, with levels of longevity and sillage that I cannot quite qualify. It unfortunately happens to be one of the few fragrances that seems to consistently afflict me with anosmia. 31st October, 2009. |
| | Gucci pour Homme by GucciUnfortunately, I have yet to find anything by Gucci that I can truly love. Nobile is as close as I've come, but I think my feelings for that fragrance are more akin to fond yet clinically detached respect rather than actual emotional engagement. 30th October, 2009. |
| | Escentric 02 by Escentric MoleculesThis fragrance is so prosaic and soulless that I am not moved to conjure the necessary exposition to describe it. It's only apparent functions are to showcase the use of ambroxan as an ambergris substitute and, by doing so, to extend an olive branch to the eco-terrorists at Greenpeace by symbolically atoning for all the "harm" done to whales by harvesting their precious, naturally expelled, sun-and-sea-seasoned vomit. (inhales) 29th October, 2009. |
| | Tobacco Mucho by Stéphanie de Saint-AignanORIGINAL REVIEW: 29th October, 2009. (Last Edited: 31st October, 2009.) |
| | Gendarme by GendarmeI recently used a restroom at Nordstrom that had quite obviously been deodorized with Gendarme...and that's the end of my anecdote. No further exposition is required. 22nd July, 2009. |
| | Sandflowers by MontaleAlthough I am guilty of it myself, I normally scoff when a reviewer (or multiple reviewers) claims that a certain fragrance smells "exactly like" something else (e.g., GIT and CW). Take my word for it, though - this is virtually indistinguishable from CSP's Aqua Motu. Even though I like Aqua Motu, I would never agree to pay a 400% markup to experience the same scent rebottled by a more "prestigious" house. What's more, I am under the impression that Aqua Motu preceded Sandflowers, thus making Sandflowers not only laughably expensive but also (*gasp*) unoriginal. 7th July, 2009. (Last Edited: 1st November, 2009.) |
| | Idole de Lubin by LubinI'll admit that I wasn't especially overwhelmed by this juice when I tried it last winter. Although I certainly found this boozy, syrupy, (very) slightly citrus concoction compelling and likeable, it seemed to lack the OOMPH! factor that would compel me to purchase a bottle. 25th June, 2009. |
| | Artisan by John VarvatosArtisan is a far less challenging version of L'Eau D'Issey, which I loathe with an intensity usually reserved for Satan, rush-hour traffic, fat-free [insert foodstuff here], and Democrats. Please accept my apology if you like or happen to be any of these people or things. 8th June, 2009. |
| | Bahiana by Maître Parfumeur et GantierEveryone else pretty much nails the description of this scent (even the "syrupy," "fruit salad," "weird buttered popcorn" note, which turned out to be my favorite aspect!), so I won't bother. What I will say is that, although this certainly smells nice, I'm just not blown away by it; it doesn't come close to emotionally engaging me. I suppose my main misgiving is that it's simply too subtle and wispy. Of course, wearing this in 90% humidity on a summer day will help. Even so, I won't be getting too worked up over a frag that is so narrow in its applicability. 27th April, 2009. (Last Edited: 28th January, 2010.) |
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