| | Eucris by Geo F TrumperA strange and utterly fascinating mixture of clean and dirty - oakmoss, pepper, blackcurrent, musk all mixed together creating an outdoorsy but serious vibe. I read a review of this somewhere and the poster said it smells faintly of machine oil, and they're spot on, it does. 11th April, 2010. |
| | Portugal by Geo F TrumperI really don't have much to add, but I have to state that I believe this has been reformulated. I tried Portugal a couple of years ago (I believe it used to be called "Trumper's Portugal Cologne" or something like that). It is now simply called Portugal, and has been restyled as an Eau de Toilette. The cologne version was nice, but lasted all of half an hour. The new version is far longer lasting, and with a very strong musk base. It's basically an oddly hollow, resinous bitter orange followed by a very clean musk and virtually nothing else. After an hour or so, you get a lovely orange soap scent that lasts for around 10 hours with no change at all. 11th April, 2010. |
| | Old Spice White Water by Procter & GambleMedicinal, sweet aquatic-ish scent. Aquoriental? Whatever - it's cheap, smells ace, lasts a surprisingly long time (10 hours), and is pretty unique. 11th April, 2010. |
| | Dunhill by Alfred DunhillAn oddly feminine concoction that has a tinge of moisturiser about it. Radiates nicely in the heat, although suffers with poor longevity on me - after 3 hours or so, it's gone completely. 7th April, 2010. |
| | Citrus Bigarrade by CreedA lively example of uber-brief but blindingly realistic-smelling citrus over a vaguely dirty base. I personally prefer "cleaner" smelling citrus, such as traditional Eau de Colognes and Portugals, but this is obviously composed with top-notch materials and is very well made. 7th April, 2010. |
| | Terre d'Hermès by HermèsAn overly peppered sweaty orange and grapefruit laying atop a dirty and oddly mineralic middle. The drydown's ok, I suppose - but anything's better than the BO and stone phase, which lasts for about 7 hours on me. 12nd February, 2010. |
| | Hugo Element by Hugo BossCalone in excelsis. Very synthetic, very cheap faux-watery mess. If a pool smelled like this, I wouldn't go swimming in it. 12nd December, 2009. |
| | Black XS by Paco RabanneVery sweet and almost unwearably strong. For some reason the word "caustic" pops into my head every time I smell this. I keep revisitng it because I love Paco PH so much, but every time I do, it's like getting a kick in the nuts. I'm not even going to talk about the notes. I believe there aren't any apart from a gigantic candied lemon and some kind of berry and a strange kind of syrupy cinnamon. The rest just becomes a "smell" of unidentifiable origin. 12nd December, 2009. |
| | Acqua di Parma Colonia Assoluta by Acqua di ParmaLet it be said straight away - I like traditional EDC's. I really, really like fougere's. I understand exactly why some people don't like Assoluta and I get their points - it's quite a strange frag because it is essentially the original Colonia mixed with a bit of light and musky woods and an uber, uber high quality original Brut aftershave. I have tried to find more in it, but overanalysing it started to lessen my enjoyment of it. 12nd December, 2009. |
| | Polo Blue by Ralph LaurenWhen is an aquatic not an aquatic? When it smells like Polo Blue. 12nd December, 2009. |
| | Le Mâle by Jean Paul GaultierIf you came from the future and had to try and replicate the smell of Caron's Pour Un Homme using only synthetic space age materials and were then told "oh yeah, and can you make it really strong?" the outcome would probably be this. 12nd December, 2009. |
| | Carthusia Uomo by CarthusiaAn impressive floral aquatic with traces of fruit for clever men, possibly with large amounts of disposable income. Very natural, very pleasant and very easy to wear. If you generally find aquatics too "young" smelling and florals too feminine, then give this a whirl if you can locate a dealer. 30th November, 2009. |
| | Quorum by Antonio PuigFor me, this is nowhere near as bad as some people have made out. A solidly constructed, surprisingly natural-smelling green leather and tobacco frag. Superb value for money to boot. Yeah, it's a bit like Polo, and Paco PH, and to a certain angle it's a little too heavy on the patchouli which I find gives it an oddly dated feel, but it's still very wearable. 30th November, 2009. |
| | Blue Stratos by Parfums BleuThis is for the newest version of Blue Stratos... 30th November, 2009. |
| | YSL pour Homme Haute Concentration by Yves Saint LaurentFar too strong, far too sweaty and far too bitter. My tester was on the old side, so bear that in mind, but there's nothing classy about this. It's almost vulgar. I prefer the original but even then... An odd mixture of real lemon, cleaning products, sweat and a faint tinge of urine. Obviously that's a bit a of an exaggeration, but I couldn't get on with this. I actually felt self concious wearing it. Initially I was on the fence, as it can be very cloying at times, but when mixed with natural body heat it smells very natural and realistic - a proper lemon aroma. It's fairly obvious that they have used good ingrediants, I just struggled to "get it" and didn't like the way a single wearing could produce varying results. In a way, I respect the way a frag should be slightly different each time, but this was almost unreliable in it's unpredictability. 8th August, 2009. |
| | Spanish Leather by Truefitt & HillVery soapy, spicy and sweet, possibly a bit on the musky side to be an "everyday" cologne for me. Seems to have an awful lot going on for the entire duration of the fragrance, but with the soapy element getting stronger and muskier as it progresses. 8th August, 2009. |
| | Royal English Leather by CreedMy personal favourite masculine leather (I don't count Aramis as I believe it to be more than a leather fragrance). The mandarin in the opening is beautiful on it's own. Possibly one of the few times i've got a fruit in a scent that actually smells like the real thing. It isn't a case of "that smells *like* a mandarin" but more like "that smell *is* a mandarin." At first I wasn't sure how the fruit would sit atop a leather because I thought it may smell a bit sweaty or off, but it lends the scent a deliciously mouthwateringly refreshing and juicy angle. Plus, it actually lasts on my skin, which is normally not great with citrus - I can still smell the mandarin note after 6 or so hours. 8th August, 2009. |
| | Jazz by Yves Saint LaurentI absolutely loved this at first, but after a while I began to get the salty note mixed with some kind of balsam the whole time... As Trebor noted: it smells like a fish and chips wrapper. I couldn't get this out of my head, and I began to hate the fragrance. I gave my bottle to a friend and it absolutely doesn't smell like salt and vinegar on him. Instead, I got cool woods, resinous balsams and a nice variety of spiced flowers. The nutmeg is also very well done in this. 8th August, 2009. |
| | Arlington by D.R. Harris & co.I personally view this as a British take on Acqua Di Parma. Fresh lemon, clean light musk, but with a soap and some other citrus instead of florals. Clean, quiet, classy and can be had for very little money when compared to it's Italiano brother. It's an ideal classy daytime spring/summer cologne. The lemon lasts a couple of hours without going sweaty or turning to Pledge, and the musk is refined, clean and well blended with neroli and powdery soap. 8th August, 2009. |
| | Clubman by Truefitt & HillIf this is from 1880, i'm a monkey's uncle... Very modern, very light and fresh in a powdery oceanic way and on the whole it's very wearable for a younger demographic. 4th August, 2009. |
| | West Indian Limes by Truefitt & HillLime sweets in the opening, with a little sherbert fizz going on. Very nice and fluid and very refreshing. I get about 10 minutes of this candy cane lime and enjoy every one of them. Unlike other reviewers, I get virtually no other citrus at first except the sugary and moist lime note and it stays that way until I get some neroli come in. It's only then that I can detect other citric notes - I have an uneducated nose at best and i'm not really used to citrus-y colognes anyway, though. 4th August, 2009. |
| | Féerie by Van Cleef & ArpelsParma Violet sweets and rose water. Very light, but lasts a surprisingly long time. Refreshing Fizzy Vimto aroma for the first couple of hours but then becomes very muted and quite sad for some reason as the rose becomes more dominant. If the violet could have hung in longer to temper the rose a little, it would have been a much more uplifting frag. 2nd August, 2009. |
| | Tuscany / Etruscan by AramisStrong, warm, affable, simple, excellent. Like Old Spice mixed with T&H's Trafalgar. I get more than the notes listed, especially in the opening - neroli? Orange? A veritable Tuscan citrus grove which adds a nice levity to the patchouli which is evident from the very beginning. 2nd August, 2009. |
| | Paco Rabanne pour Homme by Paco RabanneMade in the 70's and it definitely smells like it. A classic face-slap opening of lavender and sage - expansive, clean, dry and green, like a less obnoxious RL Polo. After about 5 minutes it becomes a very nice lavender/woody/pine thing, with a bit of a herbacious feel, then the lavender slowly but smoothly turns soapy. This is without doubt a confident masculine fragrance and it's also incredibly intelligent in the middle of it's transition. It's evokes a huge forest where all the trees bear a fruit of old school gentleman's soap and shaving foam, and the green foliage is bone dry. It never becomes powdery or stuffy and remains easily wearable despite being almost completely without sweetness. During it's heart note phase, Paco PH is actually quite a distant, remote fragrance, very insular. I think Luca Turin said something about it being meloncholy or muted, and I have to agree with him. 2nd August, 2009. |
| | Dunhill for Men by Alfred DunhillI actually wrote this review on Badger and Blade, but I may as well put it up here with a couple of changes... 2nd August, 2009. |
| | Aramis by AramisWhat can I say? 2nd August, 2009. |
| | A*Men / Angel Men by Thierry MuglerFar too sweet for me. I'm also not sure why they didn't go for a smooth velvet-like chocolate note in this rather than the cheap smelling powdered chocolate I get from this. Might just be my nose. 2nd August, 2009. |
| | Citrus Paradisi by Czech & SpeakeWish I liked it. My skin made sure I really didn't. Obviously a clever and very well made fragrance, but not one I could ever really wear. If you like it on a blotter, as I did, please try this on your skin before purchasing a bottle. 14th July, 2009. |
| | Dunhill Fresh by Alfred DunhillI really enjoyed this at first and I have no idea why. Since i'm not wildly fond of aquatics and I do not normally care for overly sweet or overly light citrus scents, finding a "Summer" frag is quite hard for me. I applaud the fact Dunhill didn't go down the aquatic route, and I enjoy the quite subtle and British feel of Dunhill Fresh, but after multiple wearings it became pretty irksome to my nose. 11th July, 2009. |
| | Old Spice by Procter & GambleFor me, one of the best colognes ever. On paper, I shouldn't like it: It's sweet. It's got a lot of powdery vanilla in it. It's quite feminine. It's got an odd sugary-floral thing going on and it just seems "too much." All of which are things I don't like, and yet I think Old Spice smells amazing. 11th July, 2009. |
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