Perfume Reviews

Reviews by Rüssel


Altamir by Ted Lapidus

Ultra sweet, long lasting and annoying. Will make women recoil in horror as the smell of their grandmothers confuses them in erotic situations.

Buy if you think Gaultier fragrances are just not sweet enough and are a bit too sophisticated. You might like it if you'd enjoy a mix of Le Male and Fleur du Male.

Quality is fine considering the very cheap price.

19th August, 2015

H.M. by Hanae Mori

Will make you smell like a gigantic, sweet, androgenous Lemonhead candy. After a couple of hours you'll get some chocolate. If that's your thing, here's your juice.

Personally had to pass on this and prefer to use Oyedo when indulging in a lemon candy experience.
24th July, 2014

Obsession for Men by Calvin Klein

Cloying cougar magnet

Said to be attractive to lions and such, anybody who has ever smelled a zoo knows that this is not a good sign. It also makes one of the few occasions that this scent could be worn without offending anyone, a stroll through a deserted part of sub-Saharan Africa, much more dangerous.

Pros: Project it does
Cons: Not the right sort of cougar"

27th September, 2013
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Green Irish Tweed by Creed

Posh Cool Water

Posh Cool Water Green Irish Tweed is undoubtedly a finer scent than its Davidoff cousin, of much higher quality, smoother, less of the somewhat stiff, aggressive wife beater vibe, alas as I recently grew a tad tired of cheesy, old CW and other scents in this style (e.g. Lomani pour Homme) I did regret spraying this on my skin. If you enjoy this kind of fragrance though then this could be a great choice.

Pros: Lovely, quality scent
Cons: Brings to mind a certain popular megaseller

18th June, 2013

Obsession for Men by Calvin Klein

The smell of a middle aged, sweaty, 70's couple with hair in all the wrong places getting it on in a cheap hotel room, using amber coloured toys. The smell of their Obsession hits you in the hallway.

The smell of a leather faced teacher massaging the shoulders of a young student when looking at her test sheet. She could smell him approaching minutes before, smelling his Obsession.

13th January, 2011