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Oh, Buddha! Where do they come up with these names? The scent itself is like John Varvatos on steroids, possibly estrogen. Fruity and cloying with a pungent kick that's supposed to bestow elegance.
Still, one must concede points for the moniker!
Have you watched any corny spy movies lately?
FADE IN: Our agent is trying make contact with the deadly Natasha. Could this really be her? This wholesome looking salesgirl behind the fragrance counter? He gives the code signal.
-- " Excuse me but do you carry CARNAL FLOWER? "
She smiles and replies with the countersign,
--" No, but have you tried BLACK ORCHID? "
Whereupon they engage in car chases, exotic hideouts, wild sex, betrayal, 10,000 rounds of ammo, hand to hand combat--and at the end save the world, fall in love and forsake weirdly named flower frags-- for cactus flesh.
They both sport XERYUS ROUGE at their wedding.
FADE OUT/THE END.
06 May, 2013