A conspiracy from outer space. Also, you’re drunk.

    A conspiracy from outer space. Also, youre drunk.

    post #1 of 4
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    Ive yet to figure out why, or how, this works, but its happened enough times over the past few months that I can only assume the worst. By the worst I of course mean that aliens are remotely turning off the hot water when I decide to wash my hair. EVERY SINGLE TIME! What is that? I can be in the shower 5 seconds or half an hour, whenever I say to myself Why dont I wash my hair? I get a reply from a superior lifeform, observing from the Oort Cloud. Observing as my concern turns to irritation which turns into a frenzied melee of lathering, rinsing, and repeating.

    Even now, as I write this naked with wet hair (which Im sure you all were dying to know), I can only hope these lifeforms find out what theyre wanting soon.
    post #2 of 4
    LOL!

    I'm drunk? I'm not the one telling the world I blog in the buff.

    I still think you're working through bad karma with the Perfume Gods.
    post #3 of 4
    Do I need remind you it's Friday the 13th?
    post #4 of 4
    Not aliens -- GREMLINS!
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    2/13/09 at 9:10am

    bluesoul said:



    Ive yet to figure out why, or how, this works, but its happened enough times over the past few months that I can only assume the worst. By the worst I of course mean that aliens are remotely turning off the hot water when I decide to wash my hair. EVERY SINGLE TIME! What is that? I can be in the shower 5 seconds or half an hour, whenever I say to myself Why dont I wash my hair? I get a reply from a superior lifeform, observing from the Oort Cloud. Observing as my concern turns to irritation which turns into a frenzied melee of lathering, rinsing, and repeating.

    Even now, as I write this naked with wet hair (which Im sure you all were dying to know), I can only hope these lifeforms find out what theyre wanting soon.

    2/13/09 at 10:17am

    exquisitely me said:



    LOL!

    I'm drunk? I'm not the one telling the world I blog in the buff.

    I still think you're working through bad karma with the Perfume Gods.

    2/13/09 at 11:54am

    Guest said:



    Do I need remind you it's Friday the 13th?

    2/14/09 at 8:10pm

    tang said:



    Not aliens -- GREMLINS!





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