What a bummer:
Iâ€™m sorry to say I recently discovered that I have been seriously screwed by my landlord (an all too common New York experience) and will be forced by the City of New York to move all of I Hate Perfume elsewhere almost immediately. This news came as a most unpleasant and most unwelcome surprise for which I was not prepared. Still the move must happen FAST. This is going to be a very expensive project and I am trying very quickly to raise as much capital as possible. I would SO appreciate your help!
So in order to raise money, I am now offering special IHP Benefactor packages. By purchasing one of the various levels you will be entitled to additional savings when purchasing at I Hate Perfume and may even qualify for special shopping credits at the new gallery, special VIP invitations to the fabulous reopening party or even an Original Custom Perfume designed especially for you by me. Information on all these packages as well as purchasing options can be found below. For further information, please email firstname.lastname@example.org.
I sincerely hope you will consider becoming a Benefactor to I Hate Perfume and purchasing one of these special packages at whatever level you can. Please know this will help ENORMOUSLY and I will be very grateful! And please know that while this issue with our current location is extremely upsetting to me, we have faced greater challenges than this and eventually come through just fine. So Iâ€™m certain that very soon we will find a marvelous new home for I Hate Perfume. However in the meantime Iâ€™m going to need a lot of antacid.