Just wondering what yours are.
Purely subjectively, the top two things that make me think a review isn't worth reading are:
- calling anything "dated" (edit - or, "old man smells", to quote a recent thread)
- use of the word "vibe".
The first seems to have been coming up on these boards quite a lot recently, and annoys me. There are no "dated" perfumes. There are good perfumes and bad perfumes, and reviewers who lack maturity or imagination. On vibe, maybe I'm being a bit unreasonable, but, on the principle that a perfume review should be as precise as possible about a reviewer's impressions, vibe is about as obfuscatory a word as you could get.
So I'm feeling controversial today...