Aventus F.A.Q. and Helpline

    Aventus F.A.Q. and Helpline  

    post #1 of 25
    Thread Starter 

    Starting with a description for the un-initiated....

    From time to time, the help desk may be manned by members of differing opinions.

    Please do not panic if a delay occurs in replying to your question - someone will be along soon.

    Enjoy :)

    post #2 of 25
    Good idea lpp, can it be stickied?
    post #3 of 25
    Thread Starter 

    Might be, Mick - have to ask nicely ;)

    post #4 of 25

    What batches are covered by the helpline?

    If I have the smokey batch, so I need to contact my local fire department?

    post #5 of 25
    Thread Starter 

    We're hoping that all batches will be covered in time, juanderer, although a precautionary 'phone call might not do any harm in the meantime ;)

    post #6 of 25

    How many batches would a badger batch with bats if a badger could batch batches with bats?

    post #7 of 25
    Thread Starter 

    Maybe this hotline might know?

    post #8 of 25

    At last an Aventus hotline !!??! With bonus badgers as well . Hurray !!!!!!bath.gif

    Can the hotline tell me if badgers wear Aventus and can female badgers wear Aventus now or wait for the female version to launch ?

    post #9 of 25
    Help, my Aventus causes all sorts of inane Internet chat.

    Is it fake or a bad batch?
    post #10 of 25
    Thread Starter 

    Mimi - I think that it may be worn by anyone, although there are rumours of a special 'Cub' edition in the pipeline...

    Mick - that's perfectly normal in either case.

    Don't allow yourself to have paranoid Aventus thoughts, just try to enjoy it!

    post #11 of 25

    Oh oh I love love love Aventus so much even if it makes me smell like a pineapple ashtray i *had * to adapt this song for my fave fave fave EVAHHHHH cologne ....

    * CLEARS THROAT *......

    The most beautiful sound I ever heard(Aventus, Aventus, Aventus, Aventus)All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word(Aventus ,Aventus, Aventus, Aventus, Aventus, Aventus)Aventus!I just met a scent named AventusAnd suddenly that nameWill never be the sameTo meAventusI just sprayed a scent named AventusAnd suddenly I foundHow wonderful a soundCan be
    Aventus !!!!!

    The most beautiful sound I ever heardAventus, Aventus, Aventus, Aventus, Aventus !!All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word
    Say it loud and there's music playingSay it soft and it's almost like praying

    Aventus,I'll never stop sayingAventus,Aventus, Aventus, Aventus, Aventus ,Aventus !!
    ( Butchered Maria from West side story . Sorry, it's The Aventus Effect.shocked.gif

    post #12 of 25
    Thread Starter 

    Haha, Mimi - maybe a talented Basenoter could mix that for the helpline's theme tune :)

    post #13 of 25
    Very good Mimi, platinum disc material! smile.gif
    post #14 of 25

    cheesy.gifevil.gifcheesy.gif

    *LOL* *ROTFL*

    post #15 of 25
    ...
    Edited by timmy-j - 7/24/13 at 10:15pm
    post #16 of 25

    Aw what the hell!

    I was just about to get production rolling on my Aventus Emergency Alert bracelet.

    All you would have to do is touch the button on your bracelet, and if you're in range of wifi, it will automatically start a brand new thread right here on basenotes!

    Too smoky? Doesn't last long? Hit the button!

    Or maybe you have fears that the bottle you got from Big Joe's Calognes & Luggage is FAKE! HIT THE BUTTON IMMEDIATELY!

    Don't wind up like this poor bastard who was rushing down the stairs to his computer to post to basenotes!

    post #17 of 25
    Thread Starter 

    aphexacid - please don't give up!

    Maybe your bracelets could be sent to new members at their home addresses on registration?2vrolijk_08.gif

    post #18 of 25
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Mimi GardeniaView Post

    At last an Aventus hotline !!??! With bonus badgers as well . Hurray !!!!!!bath.gif

    Can the hotline tell me if badgers wear Aventus and can female badgers wear Aventus now or wait for the female version to launch ?

    This female badger version is already a reality you no longer need to wait - I think you have to closely monitor class="

    7/24/13 at 11:16am

    lpp said:



    Starting with a description for the un-initiated....

    From time to time, the help desk may be manned by members of differing opinions.

    Please do not panic if a delay occurs in replying to your question - someone will be along soon.

    Enjoy :)

    7/24/13 at 11:19am

    Mick_Trick said:



    Good idea lpp, can it be stickied?

    7/24/13 at 11:20am

    lpp said:



    Might be, Mick - have to ask nicely ;)

    7/24/13 at 1:26pm

    juanderer said:



    What batches are covered by the helpline?

    If I have the smokey batch, so I need to contact my local fire department?

    7/24/13 at 1:27pm

    lpp said:



    We're hoping that all batches will be covered in time, juanderer, although a precautionary 'phone call might not do any harm in the meantime ;)

    7/24/13 at 1:28pm

    juanderer said:



    How many batches would a badger batch with bats if a badger could batch batches with bats?

    7/24/13 at 1:41pm

    lpp said:



    Maybe this hotline might know?

    7/24/13 at 1:45pm

    Mimi Gardenia said:



    At last an Aventus hotline !!??! With bonus badgers as well . Hurray !!!!!!bath.gif

    Can the hotline tell me if badgers wear Aventus and can female badgers wear Aventus now or wait for the female version to launch ?

    7/24/13 at 1:51pm

    Mick_Trick said:



    Help, my Aventus causes all sorts of inane Internet chat.

    Is it fake or a bad batch?

    7/24/13 at 1:56pm

    lpp said:



    Mimi - I think that it may be worn by anyone, although there are rumours of a special 'Cub' edition in the pipeline...

    Mick - that's perfectly normal in either case.

    Don't allow yourself to have paranoid Aventus thoughts, just try to enjoy it!

    7/24/13 at 2:02pm

    Mimi Gardenia said:



    Oh oh I love love love Aventus so much even if it makes me smell like a pineapple ashtray i *had * to adapt this song for my fave fave fave EVAHHHHH cologne ....

    * CLEARS THROAT *......

    The most beautiful sound I ever heard(Aventus, Aventus, Aventus, Aventus)All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word(Aventus ,Aventus, Aventus, Aventus, Aventus, Aventus)Aventus!I just met a scent named AventusAnd suddenly that nameWill never be the sameTo meAventusI just sprayed a scent named AventusAnd suddenly I foundHow wonderful a soundCan be
    Aventus !!!!!

    The most beautiful sound I ever heardAventus, Aventus, Aventus, Aventus, Aventus !!All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word
    Say it loud and there's music playingSay it soft and it's almost like praying

    Aventus,I'll never stop sayingAventus,Aventus, Aventus, Aventus, Aventus ,Aventus !!
    ( Butchered Maria from West side story . Sorry, it's The Aventus Effect.shocked.gif

    7/24/13 at 2:13pm

    lpp said:



    Haha, Mimi - maybe a talented Basenoter could mix that for the helpline's theme tune :)

    7/24/13 at 2:17pm

    Mick_Trick said:



    Very good Mimi, platinum disc material! smile.gif

    7/24/13 at 3:15pm

    Mimi Gardenia said:



    cheesy.gifevil.gifcheesy.gif

    *LOL* *ROTFL*

    7/24/13 at 10:03pm

    timmy-j said:



    ...
    Edited by timmy-j - 7/24/13 at 10:15pm

    7/24/13 at 10:13pm

    aphexacid said:



    Aw what the hell!

    I was just about to get production rolling on my Aventus Emergency Alert bracelet.

    All you would have to do is touch the button on your bracelet, and if you're in range of wifi, it will automatically start a brand new thread right here on basenotes!

    Too smoky? Doesn't last long? Hit the button!

    Or maybe you have fears that the bottle you got from Big Joe's Calognes & Luggage is FAKE! HIT THE BUTTON IMMEDIATELY!

    Don't wind up like this poor bastard who was rushing down the stairs to his computer to post to basenotes!

    7/25/13 at 1:16am

    lpp said:



    aphexacid - please don't give up!

    Maybe your bracelets could be sent to new members at their home addresses on registration?2vrolijk_08.gif

    7/25/13 at 7:08am

    Katana said:



    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Mimi GardeniaView Post

    At last an Aventus hotline !!??! With bonus badgers as well . Hurray !!!!!!bath.gif

    Can the hotline tell me if badgers wear Aventus and can female badgers wear Aventus now or wait for the female version to launch ?

    This female badger version is already a reality you no longer need to wait - I think you have to closely monitor class="





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