Originally Posted by Prince Barry
Ever since I first saw the Paco Rabbane Invictus bottle, I thought it just didn't look right.
I have just realised that it looks like a crematorium urn for keeping ashes in
It must be a flanker to Petit Mort
I actually held the bottle in my hand in Duty Free - it had all the raw power of the 18-inch Stonehenge in This Is Spinal Tap
First the gold bar - now this. What's left? Paco Rabanne is running out of things to mock. On the plus side, a Nobel Prize that squirts people when they press it could be most awesome!
Sadly, it smells pretty good, and has excellent persistence!