jayjupes

tonight i celebrate my love for guerlain
and i'm gonna get l heure bleu and jicky eventually

now that i smoke rollies i have $150 i can spend a month
wow
so that means at least two bottles of good perfume and a lot of iced blueberry coffees from dunkin

shalimar is intimidating in its presence
seems really formal right off the bat
sensual in a way that women completely different than me are sensual
if that makes any sense

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i smelled santos on a guy on the trailways bus with me back from manhattan
he was getting off at woodbury commons, an outlet mecca of downstate new york

he smelled so good i had to ask
buy it (for my brother) and start getting into fragrance

i bought dolce vita again, which was the only bottle of perfume i ever bought myself besides charlie on a lark to become more feminine...

dolce vita was stolen by a crackhead my dad let into the house

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more than anything
they either put a shit ton of perfume in it
or my nose is sensitive

cause that shit reaks
even the cheap shit
smells delicious
if you take a shower or even wash your face and put on makeup
perfume is just for show

makeup being already such a luxury
after, like, soap

really sweet but nice
mom sent it
not something i'd buy but it is a happy one

and i have more avon stuff coming
so i can pile on the guilt like so many misguided layers of perfume

god damn me to hell!
i love hulu

saw my not husband and it was amazing
now i'm high as a kite
on leftover white rice and brown gravy
times

i have magie noire now.
so i am a demigoddess.
heheheh

this shit is so unreal
your crazy widowed aunt who always has ten bucks for you
or whatever

i got paloma too
but this is off the emm effin chain glory in the highest

also, my kid pooped in his new christmas underwear
what is the genre of these old crazy bitch perfumes?

anne klien II
fendi
paloma
magie noire

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