double post - sorry!
single post - sorry!
May I please have 5 tickets for the Hello Kitty Cabin (it will match my Hello Kitty luggage), I am traveling alone but I need 4 extra seats for my animals. They cannot go in baggage hold, they must fly on board with me. Plus, please do not land in the UK or any other area in the EU where they might be subjected to mandatory quarantine. All are immunized, and microchipped. Thank you.
I apologize for the delay.
The butler misplaced my personal on board items. He has been reprimanded as necessary as this was the 3rd mistake of such magnitude.
As I said earlier, if forced to select an allegiance it would have to be Grand Dames.
AIR MDM VOL No5 QUEUE STARTS HERE:
Ooh, oh, please let me fly! I promise I won't go near the Violet Velvet room, especially in tonight's powder-bomb commonly known as Farnesiana. Grand Dame it is, but only if you say so
PASSENGERS WISHING TO BOARD AIR MDM VOL No5 MAY SUBMIT APPLICATIONS HERE. PLEASE SIMPLY STATE YOUR TEAM AND A GENIE OR THE CAPTAIN WILL KEEP YOU POSTED AS TO THE STATUS OF THE FLIGHT. THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING AIR MDM.
Awaiting the assistance of the hot genie to find the new flight. Standing by.
Well, all right now! Let's get this party started. Cocotte Rubegon reporting for duty from the Lone Star State! Can I get a tequila flowerbomb, on the rocks please?
PASSENGERS ON AIR MDM VOL No5 ARE REQUESTED TO STATE THEIR TEAM ALLEGIANCE BEFORE ENTERING THE AIR CRAFT. WE WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE ONLY TWO CLASSES ON AIR MDM, FIRST CLASS AND THE VIOLET VELVET ROOM IS RESERVED FOR COCOTTES. THE REST OF THE AIRCRAFT IS FREE REIGN TO GRANDES DAMES AND HARLOTS. WE REMIND YOU THAT THERE IS NO ROOM AT THIS TIME FOR HYBRIDS, AND PASSENGERS MUST ALL IDENTIFY THEIR TEAM BEFORE WE CAN TAKE OFF.