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What would Chuck Norris wear?

post #1 of 42
6/12/06 at 4:12pm
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A man's man!

Beneath Chuck's beard is another fist.

He'll kick your ass until you beg for him to stop, then he'll kick your ass again for begging!
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post #2 of 42
6/12/06 at 4:22pm
Hai Karate, of course.
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post #3 of 42
6/12/06 at 4:45pm
Chuck Norris would chew open a cannister of Rive Gauche and pour it on his chest. Â*DRINK a bottle of Kouros and then kick your ass. Â*Chuck Norris is my father.
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post #4 of 42
6/12/06 at 7:11pm
i imagine Chuck Norris wears a blend of bourbon, tobacco, burnt leather, bandicoot, gun oil, and sardines
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post #5 of 42
6/12/06 at 7:28pm
What would chuck wear????what do da president wear? He can have anything sent to him from any country within 24 hrs and he doesn't have to pay. I think
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post #6 of 42
6/12/06 at 9:14pm
HAI Karate! That's what he'd wear. Maybe Stetson?
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post #7 of 42
6/12/06 at 11:02pm
No, Chuck wears YSL's Baby Doll. He can smell like a 14-year-old pretty baby and still kick everyone's ass.

Chuck doesn't need to conform to the tough guy image anymore, he's so tough he's beyond it and has to prove anew how tough he is by breaking the image. Therefore he rotates Baby Doll with Love's Baby Soft.
--Chris
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post #8 of 42
6/12/06 at 11:13pm
He wears the pelt of a Congoian Silver Back Gorilla
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post #9 of 42
6/14/06 at 7:40am
Kouros layered with Yatagan
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post #10 of 42
6/14/06 at 7:48am
a toupee?
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post #11 of 42
3/17/08 at 12:05am
What fragrance would Chuck Norris wear? I am guessing something like Stetson.
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post #12 of 42
3/17/08 at 12:15am
In a nod to the state he got famous in I'd say: Lonestar Memories by Andy Tauer.
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post #13 of 42
3/17/08 at 12:23am
I think if Chuck Norris could have anything in the world he would have an Oriental Woody.....http://www.basenotes.net/ID26124321.html


Sounds rather asian exotic doesnt it?
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post #14 of 42
3/17/08 at 12:38am
Hai Karate... without a doubt... but what would Steven Seagal wear I wonder .. prolly he'll fight Norris for the exclusive right to wear Hai Karate.. and who'll win?
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post #15 of 42
3/17/08 at 12:41am
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Originally Posted by Maz24 View Post

What fragrance would Chuck Norris? I am guessing something like Stetson.

this is just great...i thot the same when i saw the topic and voila!! stetson it is!! lol
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post #16 of 42
3/17/08 at 12:51am
Questions like these should be posted over at the hypothetical forum .
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post #17 of 42
3/17/08 at 3:11am
Been there, done that... NEXT!!!

http://community.basenotes.net/showt...t=Chuck+Norris
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post #18 of 42
3/17/08 at 4:15pm
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Originally Posted by javagreen View Post

Hai Karate... without a doubt... but what would Steven Seagal wear I wonder .. prolly he'll fight Norris for the exclusive right to wear Hai Karate.. and who'll win?

exactly...u beat me to the punch or was it a roundhouse kick to the face
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post #19 of 42
3/17/08 at 4:27pm
Chuck Norris cannot wear conventional fragrance. When he applies the fragrance it flees in the opposite direction.
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post #20 of 42
3/17/08 at 4:32pm
Etat Libre d'Orange Secretions Magnifiques
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post #21 of 42
3/17/08 at 4:41pm
I am guessing it must be L'eau d'Huckabee (not a political swipe, but just looking at the photos of him standing so close to him, whatever Huckabee was wearing, I'm sure he was sharing it! )
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post #22 of 42
3/17/08 at 5:27pm
The same stuff that Mahmud Ahmedjinad (pm of Iran) would wear.

Does anyone else think these two look similar ?
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post #23 of 42
3/17/08 at 5:38pm
Brut.
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post #24 of 42
3/17/08 at 5:41pm
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Originally Posted by paintrman View Post

a toupee?

The toupee is a given.
More importantly, how much wood could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?
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post #25 of 42
3/17/08 at 6:06pm
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Originally Posted by zztopp View Post

The same stuff that Mahmud Ahmedjinad (pm of Iran) would wear.

Does anyone else think these two look similar ?

Dude, don't tell that to Chuck!

Oddly, some of my women friends find him strangely attractive. I think I may need to find different women friends.
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post #26 of 42
3/17/08 at 6:14pm
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Originally Posted by dpak View Post


Oddly, some of my women friends find him strangely attractive.

That's because most women are not really into looks. They like masculine men.
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post #27 of 42
3/17/08 at 6:21pm
le male
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post #28 of 42
3/17/08 at 6:29pm
He would wear a drugstore fragrance such as Brut or English Leather.
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post #29 of 42
3/17/08 at 8:47pm
What does a roundhouse kick smell like?
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post #30 of 42
3/17/08 at 9:21pm
Chuck Norris wears A*Men in EDP form, because Chuck Norris can stand it even if you wouldn't.
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post #31 of 42
3/18/08 at 5:22am
Chuck Norris has no need for fragrance. If you can smell him, chances are you are already dead.
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post #32 of 42
3/18/08 at 5:37am
I appreciate his discipline, but he'd probably wear some kind of holy water being that he's such a religious fanatic.

I'd say these questions have some evolving to do as well.
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post #33 of 42
1/2/13 at 4:41am
Old Spice
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post #34 of 42
1/2/13 at 7:08am
It is said that Olivier Creed's everyday signature scent is only made up of 2 ingredient . Ambergris and Chuck Norris's sweat.
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post #35 of 42
1/2/13 at 9:09am
Kouros Extrait de Parfum specially made for him by YSL daily, with natural civet.
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post #36 of 42
1/2/13 at 10:05am
Something along the lines of Quorum, G Man by Gainsboro, Salvador Dali PH or any other comparable powerhouse beast.
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post #37 of 42
1/3/13 at 7:46pm
I think he would surprise us all while wearing Diors Midnight Poison.
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post #38 of 42
1/3/13 at 8:00pm
Tear Gas Concentree
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post #39 of 42
1/3/13 at 11:57pm
Your Blood, Your Sweat & Your Tears after he has kicked your a$$...
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post #40 of 42
1/4/13 at 1:35am
Hai Karate mos def
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post #41 of 42
1/4/13 at 6:56am
Something 'gay'?
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post #42 of 42
1/6/13 at 4:33am
He'd climb up naked from a tar lake and be done.
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