Ha! "Gucci Driftwood!" I like that name. How about Gucci Mulch Pour Homme? Or, Gucci Rush (to the hampster wheel). Maybe, Gucci Burning Cedar Chest. (BTW, I love Gucci PH, this is just a fun game).
Still not sure what the Cool Water game is though...
I used to wear Cool Water. A girl in college told me she loved it and to get it, so, of course, in desperate man style, I did. It's easy to wear. It's pleasant, if familiar. It doesn't offend anyone, which is also why it's not original or all that interesting in the long run. I'd probably never own it again, but I don't think it's a terrible scent. And I also don't think it's exactly the same as GIT. I think "everyone" wears it b/c "everyone" shops at K-Mart and Wal-Mart and you can buy it there.