Ok, i don't know if anyone has heard me talk about Kouros in the past or not...But i'll be the first to admit that i just didn't like it. My old description of Kouros was that it smelled like a senior citizen who had wetted himself hours ago. Today i had a new Kouros experience...Today i went to class and i sat down next to my GF and all of a sudden i smell Kouros. I was just like, wow where is that coming from? It was really getting me curious until...My GF got up and i realized the smell was coming from her...And then i realized it wasn't Kouros at all, it was VOMIT! My GF was sick and was vomitting all last night and i guess had a little of the smell left in her hair or something (hopefully she didn't have vomit on her, haha).
Once i realized what that smell was it brought back memories of elementary school when some kid would puke in the room and the janitor would come put sawdust on it and sweep it up...Gosh i think that'll be my new description of Kouros...
"You're in second grade. You are just making your way back to your classroom from a great recess period playing on the jungle gym. You enter the classroom and your senses are immediately assaulted . You see a pile of wet sawdust in the middle of the tile flooring illuminated by the fluorescent lighting, you hear children giggling, and then the scent hits you...It smells, it smells like Kouros."
-That is supposed to be a parody of a description somebody gave about Kouros and studio 54 btw.
I'm saying this all in good fun keep in mind. I am quite stressed out now and things are only going to get worse so i'm just trying to blow a little steam off, share a laugh with you guys.
But honestly, now i've found 2 things that smell a lot like Kouros:
1. Scented adult incontinence products soaked in urine (don't ask how i know what that smells like, haha)
2. Stale vomit
Once i realized what that smell was it brought back memories of elementary school when some kid would puke in the room and the janitor would come put sawdust on it and sweep it up...Gosh i think that'll be my new description of Kouros...
"You're in second grade. You are just making your way back to your classroom from a great recess period playing on the jungle gym. You enter the classroom and your senses are immediately assaulted . You see a pile of wet sawdust in the middle of the tile flooring illuminated by the fluorescent lighting, you hear children giggling, and then the scent hits you...It smells, it smells like Kouros."
-That is supposed to be a parody of a description somebody gave about Kouros and studio 54 btw.
I'm saying this all in good fun keep in mind. I am quite stressed out now and things are only going to get worse so i'm just trying to blow a little steam off, share a laugh with you guys.
But honestly, now i've found 2 things that smell a lot like Kouros:
1. Scented adult incontinence products soaked in urine (don't ask how i know what that smells like, haha)
2. Stale vomit
