so no one thinks I'm either clever or funny please note that these facts bear a striking resemblance to ones seen on www.chucknorrisfacts.com.
Since every other thread on the board regards Creed scents these days, I've uncovered the following factoids for your pleasure. *I don't think many of us will be surprised with any of this.....
· Olivier Creed doesn't design fragrances. *The notes assemble themselves out of respect. *
· If you ask Olivier Creed what time it is, he always says,"Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?", he millesime sprays you in the face.
· When Olivier Creed sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Olivier Creed has not had to pay taxes, ever.
· CNN was originally created as the Olivier Creed Network to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking fragrances in real-time.
· Olivier Creed once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress and designing a new Millesime.
· Olivier Creed doesn't churn butter. He millesime sprays the cows and the butter comes straight out.
· Olivier Creed will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Spring Flower.
· Someone once videotaped Olivier Creed getting pissed off. It was called Olivier Creed: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
· Olivier Creed originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a millesime spraying. When asked about this "glitch"Creed replied, "That's no glitch."
· Olivier Creed once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
· Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Creedtatorship.
· Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Olivier Creed once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate and how to make all natural fragrances.
· Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Olivier Creed.
· Olivier Creed discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Olivier Creed is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Olivier Creed millesime sprayed him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
· Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Olivier gave them a millesime spray to the face.
· There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Olivier Creed has breathed on.
· Olivier Creed once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest Olivier Creed won by 5.
· Olivier Creed was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Olivier's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious millesime related injuries.
· A Olivier Creed-delivered Millesime spraying is the preferred method of execution in 16 states and Bangladesh.
· When Olivier Creed falls in water, Olivier Creed doesn't get wet. Water gets Olivier Creed.
· Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1 OCMS (Olivier Creed Millesime spray)
· If Olivier Creed ever has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
· Superman once smelled a Millesime. He then cried himself to sleep.
· Olivier Creed doesn't shave; he millesime sprays himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Olivier Creed is Olivier Creed.
· Human cloning is outlawed because if Olivier Creed were cloned, then it would be possible for a Olivier Creed Millesime Spray to meet another Olivier Creed Millesime Spray . Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
· Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole"; Saddam was millesime sprayed in the head by Olivier Creed in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
Since every other thread on the board regards Creed scents these days, I've uncovered the following factoids for your pleasure. *I don't think many of us will be surprised with any of this.....
· Olivier Creed doesn't design fragrances. *The notes assemble themselves out of respect. *
· If you ask Olivier Creed what time it is, he always says,"Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?", he millesime sprays you in the face.
· When Olivier Creed sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Olivier Creed has not had to pay taxes, ever.
· CNN was originally created as the Olivier Creed Network to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking fragrances in real-time.
· Olivier Creed once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress and designing a new Millesime.
· Olivier Creed doesn't churn butter. He millesime sprays the cows and the butter comes straight out.
· Olivier Creed will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Spring Flower.
· Someone once videotaped Olivier Creed getting pissed off. It was called Olivier Creed: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
· Olivier Creed originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a millesime spraying. When asked about this "glitch"Creed replied, "That's no glitch."
· Olivier Creed once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
· Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Creedtatorship.
· Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Olivier Creed once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate and how to make all natural fragrances.
· Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Olivier Creed.
· Olivier Creed discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Olivier Creed is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Olivier Creed millesime sprayed him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
· Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Olivier gave them a millesime spray to the face.
· There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Olivier Creed has breathed on.
· Olivier Creed once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest Olivier Creed won by 5.
· Olivier Creed was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Olivier's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious millesime related injuries.
· A Olivier Creed-delivered Millesime spraying is the preferred method of execution in 16 states and Bangladesh.
· When Olivier Creed falls in water, Olivier Creed doesn't get wet. Water gets Olivier Creed.
· Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1 OCMS (Olivier Creed Millesime spray)
· If Olivier Creed ever has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
· Superman once smelled a Millesime. He then cried himself to sleep.
· Olivier Creed doesn't shave; he millesime sprays himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Olivier Creed is Olivier Creed.
· Human cloning is outlawed because if Olivier Creed were cloned, then it would be possible for a Olivier Creed Millesime Spray to meet another Olivier Creed Millesime Spray . Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
· Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole"; Saddam was millesime sprayed in the head by Olivier Creed in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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