Originally Posted by Veronica
A muscular, young housewife named Beth
Strangled her husband to death
"I've never found lipstick
Adorning his dipstick
But that was sure FDS on his breath".
Wow, that was somewhere between Edgar Alan Poe and David Alan Coe!
Its a bad idea to spray cologne on your junk...Don't do it. It reeks of both desperation AND ball sweat!
Serious advice to men and women. A little natural essence is good. Just bathe regularly and that should be good. If you feel some oral action coming on (or about to go down, heh-heh) there's nothing wrong with saying "Hold on. I gotta use the restroom." Go in there and use a warm wet towel (you may not even need soap) to give yourself a quick spring clean, and everything will be roses.
Now since we're on it...I would mention that you don't forget about the backside as well if it's been a long day, and there may or may not have been a #2 since the last shower. (Especially for girls, just because of where everything is situated
) I think Martin Lawrence once orated this point this brilliantly while hosting Saturday Night Live- and it may have been the one SANE thing he said that year. But just a simple act of courtesy could spare someone from experiencing the shock of their life... I'm just doing my part to educate.
There's no shame in a simple refresher. I know when I'm with a girl and things are getting heavy, and she asks to go excuse herself - that i can relax because things will be golden! There's nothing sexier than a lover with a clue. And I really enjoy a woman's natural smell, as long as it's not something of serious neglect or illness. Another thing too- watch your diet. I'd skip the garlic if you think you're gonna get some. I was with this girl who worked at an Asian restaurant and always smelled of garlic- always! It drove a stake between us...
But DON'T put cologne there!!!