Fragrance for "Private" Area?

Some brands include body lotions in some of their lines which tend to contain less or zero alcohol to avoid irritation.... but anyway, beware of chemicals or synthetics, you know what I mean... 8-)

yeeek heavens no. Would you spray cologne into one of your bodily orifices? Im sure she doesnt want it in any of hers either. spritz your belt or something if you really want to.

Haha.. I love in movies where you see a really raunchy looking man spraying a fragrance (yes, a fragrance. not the mint sprays) into his mouth before approaching a woman..

Liberal application of Aqua Velva splash aftershave should do the trick. Sexy!

You will shed tears of joy and will be unable to wait until you can meet me to thank me in person. Trust me.

[maniacal laughter] Ah ha ha ha ha ha! [/maniacal laughter]

P.S. For best results, apply while smoking a cigar. Ooooh, baby baby! Â*

Just sprinkle some scented talc in your skivvies.

*shudders after reading Veronica's post*

lol. just take another shower if you think someone's face is gonna be down there in the near future.

Amen to that. Just bathe regularly and let nature take its course. Some things are best left alone. :

i like my privates just the way they are...

You mean like FDS but for men...right? LOFL!!!!!!!!!!!! [smiley=grin.gif] [smiley=grin.gif]

Better to stick with Shower To Shower deoderant talc down there.

I suggest a woody frag...

But, seriously, no. NO NO NO. A bit of baby powder hanging around is more than enough. Anything else is trying too hard...Ahem.

Poetry Corner

A muscular, young housewife named Beth
Strangled her husband to death
"I've never found lipstick
Adorning his dipstick
But that was sure FDS on his breath".

On the other hand, upon seriously open minded consideration...and I mean serious, appreciating for the younger generation of women a man who considers these issues...

The one that comes to mind is SL Miel de Bois, and very lightly. Its honey, wood, and slightly powdery. But only to the side, not the actual, you know.

Seriously, make your own scented powder to match your fragrance!

http://www.snowdriftfarm.com/skinflow.html

;D ;D ;D ;D Â*ROFLOL Â*;D ;D ;D ;D


Kouros might work. Oh wait.......that would probably smell the same as not using anything.... :P

I got it.....put a shot or two of L'Autre down there...

I wouldn't recommend applying anything at ground zero because of, ahem, taste considerations. Try spraying your favorite frag or applying talc on your hand then *lick* the area. Yecch. If you do decide to apply anything, the hipbone area should be OK.

This is actualy a great subject - but I am going straight to the point - if you want a hot chocolate you want the hot chocolote to taste of chocolate right !!!!!! and here we go sensuality and fragrance is pure magic but some things are better left untouched and smell and taste the way they are - their own magic and perfume - your own identity and chemistry.


the last thing we want is tasting of lemon when you should be tastimgh of you !!!!


Laurent

For some reason, "Vulva" came to my mind instantly:

http://www.riechmichund.com/

LOL

I've been using what's left of my Rocabar for the lower area. I'm not talking direct hits to the boss, but a good spritz down the pants is kind of nice. ;D

Wow, that was somewhere between Edgar Alan Poe and David Alan Coe!

Nice!

Its a bad idea to spray cologne on your junk...Don't do it. It reeks of both desperation AND ball sweat!

Serious advice to men and women. A little natural essence is good. Just bathe regularly and that should be good. If you feel some oral action coming on (or about to go down, heh-heh) there's nothing wrong with saying "Hold on. I gotta use the restroom." Go in there and use a warm wet towel (you may not even need soap) to give yourself a quick spring clean, and everything will be roses.

Now since we're on it...I would mention that you don't forget about the backside as well if it's been a long day, and there may or may not have been a #2 since the last shower. (Especially for girls, just because of where everything is situated ) I think Martin Lawrence once orated this point this brilliantly while hosting Saturday Night Live- and it may have been the one SANE thing he said that year. But just a simple act of courtesy could spare someone from experiencing the shock of their life... I'm just doing my part to educate.

There's no shame in a simple refresher. I know when I'm with a girl and things are getting heavy, and she asks to go excuse herself - that i can relax because things will be golden! There's nothing sexier than a lover with a clue. And I really enjoy a woman's natural smell, as long as it's not something of serious neglect or illness. Another thing too- watch your diet. I'd skip the garlic if you think you're gonna get some. I was with this girl who worked at an Asian restaurant and always smelled of garlic- always! It drove a stake between us...

But DON'T put cologne there!!!

I thought eau de naturale was the way forward for "ground zero"(nice word buzzcut)?

Ok. Time to fess up. I actually did thid occasionly when I was (a lot) younger. It was terribly embarrasing when someone found out. Hmmm...you smell of cologne there!

The scent that's better than a healthy person's natural essence has yet to be invented.

And "Grenouille" in the book PERFUME - is doing just that

laurent

LOL Veronica!! I'm thinking perhaps Skin Bracer complete with that nice *smack* that the fella use to do in the commercial.

Seriously, since you asked what ladies might like, I will chime in with: cologne down there?? Blech, blech, blech! There are two smells that I am hoping for in this general region and they are clean male skin scent or soap. Skip that skanky talcum if you're going to get busy too....talcum + perspiration = weirdness.

Whoever posted extra shower wins the prize. Bingo!

How often do you take a shower? Once a week, once a month, once a year? Ever heard of something called soap?
OMG!

What the heck is FDS?

If Basenoters got hold of you, they'd BURN you for this HERESY.

Yeah, I found one: Eau de Testicules (Creed, was it?) ;D

Is that supposed to mimic the sound of a LAUGH????
Must be from a mummy movie then!???????

Grumph! Grumph! Schepper!

No, it's my expletive of "ick". Â*Meant to convey an aversion to this....er.....practice - his OR mine. Â*No way, Jose!

OMG! This thread is bringing to mind my favorite scene from Austin Powers:

"How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first - top and tails....'whore's bath'? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'.." ROFL!

Feminine (coochie) deodorant spray.

Wow, learn something new every day i guess (FDS, lol).

"outdoor plumbing", "undercarriage"....
Screech!

But what's "how's your father"? and ROFL? Please don't keep me in the dark!
I think Shakespeare is NOTHING compared to BN. Honestly!

Some conversations in bed late at night must be really hilarious....

I would suggest Smalto's Full Choke because the bottle looks like a willy.

I often dip my beanbag in a vat of Canoe before hitting the clubs.

Well, you'd have to ask Mike Meyers for the true meaning of "how's your father"; but I think it's pretty clear that he meant he'd give it a thorough scrubbing and inspection. Â*LOL


OMG CreedFan - you're sick.....funny, though...I must admit.

If you must use a cologne down there I suggest Fullchoke, Feeling Man, Cumming, or Bogner Man

Oh God I was waiting for someone to compile the best colognes for exactly this joke. Well done AZ.

'how's your father 'british slang for a risque act ,in the austin powers film probabably meaning a spanking of the monkey can also be used along the lines of met this bird at a club took her home a bit of hows your father on the the sofa two days later i'm having a jimmmy and it's like i'm pissing razor blades and my old boy is in a right two and eight .Could also be used to say that you gave it considerable effort

How 'bout Lauder's Pleasures for men? Or Curve?

I'm wondering nobody's mentioned Guerlain's Eau de Cologne du Coq. Should be perfect. :

Another sign that the apocalypse is nearing:


http://www.menessentials.com/oxid.ph...060d4.62742385

hahahahaha

3.5 oz
Lightly fragranced
For "nether region" freshness
Also great for sweaty buttocks, armpits and feet

Description
Ball powder. We're not kidding.

Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded "bat wing" syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance, for anyone else who plans to work in your close quarters. Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness.

A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits.

Non-Asbestiform Talc

I just don't know how to respond to this.......

Oh, what the heck, i'm just gonna LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D