OK, Â*I'll re-post:
COLOGNES/ BABE MAGNETS AND THEIR 'MISSION STATEMENT'
1. QUORUM--If she's into leather. Â* Smells so bad, she's got to be a masochist! Â* Â*
Â* Whip me, Â*beat me, Â*make me write bad checks----
2. Â*CREED'S ROYAL ENGLISH LEATHER----But do so with elegance and finesse.
3. OLD SPICE--Her father probably wore it at some point. Â*(see also Aramis, Brut etc.) Â* So, Â*smell like him! Â* So many women Â*still want to sit on daddy's lap---
4. BOWLING GREEN---Especially if he wore shoes with tassles, Â*played golf and ignored the family.. . .
5. GUERLIAN VETIVER--- Hot Damn! Â* Â*Man, Â*her father's loaded! Â* Marry her, quick!
6. VERSACE DREAMER. Â*Mission statement: Â*I'm a poet, Â*with a poet's brooding melancholy . . .
7. VERSACE by VERSACE: Â*I laugh at poets and losers. Â*I'm Â*rich, Â*ruthless in business, grey around the temples, Â*and I once fired Donald Trump.
8. ROMA UOMO: Â*You are unapoletically masculine, she'll rip Â*your clothes off. NOW!
9. LE MALE: Or queer eye for the straight guy, Â*the cologne bottle design episode. You rejoice in your feminine side--
10. DIPTYQUE (any): ---And so you could buy a boutique together and live happily ever after
11. COTY (any): Â*Except you've just been evicted from your trailer park. Â*Good! Â*See if she comes through for you and lets you move in rent free.
12. SALVADOR: Â*Cut to the chase, you only want her if she's an erotically frenzied wildcat.
13. KOURUS: Â* But If she likes this Â*atrocity, she's even more perverted than you Â*imagined. Â* Â*Run awaaaayyy!
14. A*MEN: Â* Â*Freud would have thought you stuck in the oral/narcissist phase, Â*but what did he know? Â*He should have paid you for counseling. Â* She better compliment your cologne and pick up the dinner tab while you surreptitiously smell yourself. Â*
15. Â*ROCHAS MAN: Or A*men redux. Â*A vast improvement over that de-caf hype. Still it's so chocolate shake that you might attract jailbait. Â*Check I.D. Â*and have a Â*a good lawyer handy.
16. PIPER NIGRUM: Â*Redundant if you're a waiter in an Italian restaurant, Â*but otherwise a masterpiece of seduction by LV. Â* Â*Think of it ! Â* You'll smell like a Â*wonderful dish of linguini with olive oil. Â*How many millions of women want to break their diet? Â*Can't miss.
(just remember you're also the prey) Â* :