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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5618863024

Acqua Di Gio Type Gay male pheromone cologne 1.7 oz NEW

This is an actual cologne, not toilet water or any other diluted formulation.

The pheromones are specifically formulated to be worn by a man to attract other men! Clinically studies have demonstrated that these pheromones have a measurable effect on the vomeronasal organ in the human nose and cause subtle but important changes such as:

an increase in perception and rating of the wearer's attractiveness
a willingness to move closer into the wearer's "private space" (be sure you want this!)
a desire to initiate conversation and/or respond to the wearer's conversation

Wearers, in turn, have reported:

an increase in attention, conversation, flirtation, "silly questions," etc.
greater and more persistent eye contact
a boost in their own self-confidence, willingness to talk to others
tendency of others to drift closer to the wearer in conversation

The proprietary blend of both Androstadienone and Estratetraenol (both male and female pheromones) means that event straight men are likely to be curiously attracted to you. They may wonder what they're finding attractive about you, but this manifests itself as friendliness and receptiveness, making this cologne an ideal tool in the business world (especially for anyone involved in sales!) Among gay, bi-sexual or bi-curious males, the attraction can easily lead to a hot date or other intimate scenarios.
post #2 of 21
The scientific credibility does seem very high. This is especially evident in the bottle design.














































;D ;D ;D
Hilarious, what a PoS.
MMM
post #3 of 21
I wasn't aware Rick Springfield is gay.
post #4 of 21
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Originally Posted by AZsmells

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5618863024

Acqua Di Gio Type Gay male pheromone cologne 1.7 oz NEW

This is an actual cologne, not toilet water or any other diluted formulation.


Wearers, in turn, have reported:

an increase in "silly questions,"

No doubt, such as "What the hell is that sh*t you're wearing?"

Aaron
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post #6 of 21
Quote:
Originally Posted by AZsmells

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5618863024

Acqua Di Gio Type Gay male pheromone cologne 1.7 oz NEW

This is an actual cologne, not toilet water or any other diluted formulation.

The pheromones are specifically formulated to be worn by a man to attract other men! Clinically studies have demonstrated that these pheromones have a measurable effect on the vomeronasal organ in the human nose and cause subtle but important changes such as:

an increase in perception and rating of the wearer's attractiveness
a willingness to move closer into the wearer's "private space" (be sure you want this!)
a desire to initiate conversation and/or respond to the wearer's conversation

Wearers, in turn, have reported:

an increase in attention, conversation, flirtation, "silly questions," etc.
greater and more persistent eye contact
a boost in their own self-confidence, willingness to talk to others
tendency of others to drift closer to the wearer in conversation

The proprietary blend of both Androstadienone and Estratetraenol (both male and female pheromones) means that event straight men are likely to be curiously attracted to you. They may wonder what they're finding attractive about you, but this manifests itself as friendliness and receptiveness, making this cologne an ideal tool in the business world (especially for anyone involved in sales!) Among gay, bi-sexual or bi-curious males, the attraction can easily lead to a hot date or other intimate scenarios.



Never heard so much crap BUT does it make you scientifically more beautifull ?????????


laurent
post #7 of 21
[/quote]
Never heard so much crap BUT does it make you scientifically more beautifull ?????????
laurent[/quote]


Maybe to a scientist

Aaron
post #8 of 21
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Originally Posted by MonkeyManMatt

The scientific credibility does seem very high. This is especially evident in the bottle design.


Hmmm.... the bottle is very similar to JPG Le Male. Is this just a coincidence? :

John
post #9 of 21
I don't understand a word of it but it is forcing me to believe it!


not.
post #10 of 21
Read the ad until the end.You may prefer the D & G or the A & F edition!
post #11 of 21
"I swear, as God is my witness, I'll never be lonely again!"
post #12 of 21
Quote:
Originally Posted by AZsmells

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5618863024

Acqua Di Gio Type Gay male pheromone cologne 1.7 oz NEW

Wearers, in turn, have reported:

an increase in attention, conversation, flirtation, "silly questions," etc.


"silly questions" When i saw this i about fell out of my chair! I got to thinking that if every time someone asked me a silly question, that was paramount to trying to get me in the sack... damn I must be some kid of stud! Silly questions, sh!t,!

Yeah, the actual ad was pretty hilarious too. It looked like a scene from American Psycho. And the little photo inset where "our hero" is dousing his pecs with his "Gay Male Aqua di Gio Type Pheromone Scent, Thanks for asking!" looks like he's gonna go out and bludgeon someone before dragging them home and eating their corpse! (go look at it again!)

I'd love to get a bottle of this and see what kinds of unwanted attention come my way for the sake of "business success" LOL again! Maybe all the business guys and club jocks we thought were wearing Aqua di Gio , were actually wearing this! Oh no, they're taking over....

Looking at the box, it does give me a strange urge to do sit-ups. Alot of sit-ups.
post #13 of 21
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Originally Posted by loungeboy

I don't understand a word of it but it is forcing me to believe it!


not.

YEAH!!!!!!!!!! I watched Last Shout last night! I just love AF references...
post #14 of 21
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Originally Posted by scenteur7

[quote author=loungeboy link=1128003357/0#8 date=1128017140]I don't understand a word of it but it is forcing me to believe it!


not.

YEAH!!!!!!!!!! I watched Last Shout last night! I just love AF references...[/quote]


If you had said that when you first came in I would have been impressed. ;D

Thanks, I'm glad someone caught it.
post #15 of 21
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Originally Posted by veronica

I wasn't aware Rick Springfield is gay.

Maybe Jesse's girl was really a transvestite. ;D
post #16 of 21
Thread Starter 
I just had to bump this.
post #17 of 21
The website doesn't work
post #18 of 21
If ADG has such a gay impact, why do so many successful womanizers wear ADG?
post #19 of 21
Sometime I wonder what are they smoking in Marketing Departments. It must be strong though
post #20 of 21
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Originally Posted by tiberije View Post

sometime i wonder what are they smoking in marketing departments. It must be strong though

lol!
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Originally Posted by Ken_Russell View Post

If ADG has such a gay impact, why do so many successful womanizers wear ADG?

Under The Radar. Standard Womanisers' Tactic...
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