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Gucci pour homme could kill you

post #1 of 10
1/27/05 at 4:17pm
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We are surrounded by danger in every day life, incidents happen unexpectedly. Nobody likes the idea that they are not in control of their own lives. Whatever happens happens, but extra pre-caution is good. Last but not least, thank goodness that i dont own any Gucci. ;D
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post #2 of 10
1/27/05 at 4:42pm
8) ÊWell look at what happened to Harold Robbins, author of many a page turning trash novel! ÊHe slipped with such force on his marble bathroom floor, that its toilet became disengaged. ÊThis was before, GUCCI PH! ÊAll of us must take heed, in this perilous world. ÊAnd, Hacker . . . I too am relieved to note that GUCCI PH is nowhere to be found on the premises.
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post #3 of 10
1/27/05 at 4:53pm
In the 18th Century, there was a French composer and conductor named Jean-Baptiste Lully. ÊIn the baroque era, instead of the short batons we know today, conductors would use large, wooden staves to beat out the time. ÊOne evening, Lully was conducting a concert and brought the heavy staff down on his foot and seriously injured himself. ÊThe wound developed gangrene which spread throughout his body, and within weeks he was dead.

Now donât get me wrong, I LOVE Gucci pour homme. ÊItâs positively one of my favorites. The woods and incense are intoxicating and I find it perfect for blowing away the morning cobwebs. Ê But I am worried that some morning, when Iâm fresh out of the shower and slippery and still somewhat bleary-eyed, Iâm going to reach for my HEAVY bottle of Gucci -- a heavy bottle with rather sharp edges! -- and I will drop it on my foot and undergo a fate similar to Lullyâs. ÊThis worry gnaws at me, and has prevented me from fully enjoying my bottle of Gucci. ÊYes, the bottle is beautiful and its heft is part of its beauty, but I think there is danger here as well. ÊPlease, if youâre going to use Gucci, make sure your grip is very secure and be very careful.
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post #4 of 10
1/27/05 at 5:13pm
Read through some old posts where Scentimus dropped one of these at the department store, right through the glass counter. Doah!
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post #5 of 10
1/27/05 at 5:34pm
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Originally Posted by The Bark

Read through some old posts where Scentimus dropped one of these at the department store, right through the glass counter. ÊDoah! Ê

Yeah I remember that :

I actually broke three glass shelfs and scented the place very well on that day. :-/

Treat that bottle with respect.
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post #6 of 10
1/27/05 at 7:19pm
In a drunken stupor, I got it mixed up with the Jack Daniels. Oh man.
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post #7 of 10
1/27/05 at 7:32pm
If it's *really* gnawing at you, you could always decant it...
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post #8 of 10
1/27/05 at 10:55pm
I often use the bottle for bicep curls... :
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post #9 of 10
1/28/05 at 4:13am
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Originally Posted by coolbluewater

If it's *really* gnawing at you, you could always decant it...

That's a great idea!! Because I certainly don't want to get gangrene. Have you ever smelled gangrene? Let me tell you, it ain't exactly Piper Nigrum.
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post #10 of 10
1/28/05 at 4:28am
At least you're not into Calandre!
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