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post #1 of 13
1/24/05 at 1:35pm
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INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support
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post #2 of 13
1/24/05 at 2:22pm
very funny ;D
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post #3 of 13
1/24/05 at 4:20pm
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post #4 of 13
1/25/05 at 6:30am
8) The bride's headdress, is chic. The gown is not.
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post #5 of 13
1/25/05 at 7:30am
Dear Desperate,

As a long-time user of the various Husband operating systems, I do not recommend installing Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7! These programs are, at best, quick fixes which work for awhile but require constant maintenance and upgrades themselves and in the end are far too much trouble. Not to mention they are incompatible and conflicting with The Ultimate Woman X-Treme. Here are some suggestions:

First: You can look into the many Boyfriend programs now available, but all of these are risky as they try to turn you into Perfect Wife and exhaust all of your Sexy Babe memory which, or course, leads to a nasty crash and you will then have to reinstall The Ultimate Woman X-treme. One that I am very fond of is Sugar Daddy. It is quite compatible with all of the Husband programs such as 1.0, 2.0 and 3.0. Make sure you have no Spyware, however, or it will throw a glitch into the whole thing.

Second: Scrap Husband 1.0 completely and go straight for Husband 2.0. I have now upgraded to Husband 3.0 myself. The thing to remember is that none of these programs are flawless, and they do require extreme patience.
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post #6 of 13
1/25/05 at 8:12am
8) Hear, Hear! And I might add: for those of us whose patience is stretched to limit, just trying to keep our wardrobes straight . . . none of these programs, seems well enough equipped.
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post #7 of 13
1/25/05 at 10:15am
I can vouch for the efficiency of Lady Lonestar's programme Husband 3.0 - it is easier to instal than 2.0 and requires less maintenance.

(he can usually make a cup of instant coffee for himself, which is a great advance in technology)
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post #8 of 13
1/25/05 at 10:29am
Dear Lonestar:

I have no need to run Husband 1.0 myself, but my wife is still using Husband 1.0 after 20 years and has had no need to replace such program. Lingerie 7.0 and Hot Food 3.3 have been known to sometimes jumpstart the Husband 1.0 program. But after all, these are software programs and sometimes, it is the HARDWARE that needs to be fixed. Sometimes, the processor itself has to be re-enigneered.

Many woman want the newest or most costly hardware so that they can compare themselves to younger users or friends so that they can keep up with the jones. well, here are some recommendations passed on to be by my wife, who says she would keep her Husband 1.0 rather than have to relearn another Husband program.

#1: Adultflicks Home Version is a simple to run program which has been known to patch up a few problems in Husband 1.0. Some users run this program in conjunction with Tabledance 2.3 and there is a professional version for the office setting as well, pole not included.

#2. DateNight 6.6 is highly effective especially if you have been running Mommy 4.4 with your Husband 1.0 in the background. Overuse of the Mommy program can minimize the impact of Husband 1.0.

#3. PostiveEncouragement, trial edition. I strongly recommend this. Husband 1.0 has been show to respond highly to PostiveEncouragment, and when used in conjunction with TableDance.

#4. ViagraBooster 1.0 can be used in the Husband 1.0 program, but sometimes, you have to sneak it in. There seems to be a mismash of sorts, or some sort of firewall, but in some instances, pluging in ViagraBooster into the Husband program can make it pop up.

#5. WifeSwapping is an untried program that i have read about, as well as FindABIFem weekend edition.

hope that helps
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post #9 of 13
1/25/05 at 11:34am
Dear Finsfan,

Certainly wonderful suggestions for Desperate, I think. However, you prove my point regarding Husband 1.0 -- constant maintenance and upgrades, all short-term fixes. And what does Desperate get out of all of it? Husband 1.0 is too high-maintenance and too prone to breakdowns and thus in need of continual repairs.

There are other programs some Wives have used with success. For example regarding TableDance 2.3 -- it comes with The Ultimate Woman X-treme package and it's called Here's the Table, How 'Bout YOU Dance On It For ME This Time. It's in the Accessories folder under GAMES.

For times when Husband 1.0 has been running with Wife 1.0 in the background, DateNight 6.6 is, as you say, highly effective. DateNight 6.6, I might add for Desperate, is also compatible with Sugar Daddy. And when, by necessity, she has had to run Mommy 4.4 too long and Husband 1.0 is making odd whining noises, Desperate can turn up the volume and listen to the soothing sounds of Cry Me A River.

I have heard that once WifeSwapping is installed with Husband 1.0, it cannot be uninstalled as it takes control of Husband 1.0, and will sadly and ultimately lead to a crash. The reports to date on this are negative and also show it to wipe out Romance 9.5 as well as Conversation 8.0.

Husband 1.0 already comes with PositiveEncouragement which is a dual mode feature for both Husband 1.0 and Wife 1.0. Due to some glitch, however, no one can seem to find the PositiveEncouragement for Wife 1.0 link, so Desperate could only run PositiveEncouragement for Husband 1.0. But when users try to click out of it, it will not turn off; thus causing users to have to re-boot or continually run PositiveEncouragement for Husband 1.0.

Hopefully, Desperate will find the solution she seeks -- a more efficient, more user-friendly Husband program so she can enjoy a good life. Or, in the alternative, a Boyfriend or Sugar Daddy program compatible with her Husband program.
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post #10 of 13
1/25/05 at 11:50am
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Originally Posted by Ladylonestar

Dear Finsfan,

There are other programs some Wives have used with success. ÊFor example regarding TableDance 2.3 -- it comes with The Ultimate Woman X-treme package and it's called Here's the Table, How 'Bout YOU Dance On It For ME This Time. ÊIt's in the Accessories folder under GAMES.

I hear that sometimes, the Ultimate Woman program, if Husband 1.0 uses the Heres the Table, You Dance, will ignore it.


For times when Husband 1.0 has been running with Wife 1.0 in the background, DateNight 6.6 is, as you say, highly effective. ÊDateNight 6.6, I might add for Desperate, is also compatible with Sugar Daddy. Ê

Yes, this is true, but if Sugar Daddy somehow gets recognized by Husband 1.0, Husband 1.0 will forevermore be lost

I have heard that once WifeSwapping is installed with Husband 1.0, it cannot be uninstalled as it takes control of Husband 1.0, and will sadly and ultimately lead to a crash. ÊThe reports to date on this are negative and also show it to wipe out Romance 9.5 as well as Conversation 8.0.

Yes, but the BIFem program has shown positive trial runs. Desparate can run BIFEM and Husband 1.0 at the same time in most instances and Husband 1.0 picks up speed and does all sorts of new things. Running both of them in the same household has shown that Husband 1.0 can expand and take on new duties in order for BIFEm to function in the household.


Husband 1.0 already comes with PositiveEncouragement which is a dual mode feature for both Husband 1.0 and Wife 1.0. ÊDue to some glitch, however, no one can seem to find the PositiveEncouragement for Wife 1.0 link, so Desperate could only run PositiveEncouragement for Husband 1.0. ÊBut when users try to click out of it, it will not turn off; thus causing users to have to re-boot or continually run PositiveEncouragement for Husband 1.0.

Yes, that is the danger of the PositiveEncouragement program. Overuse of the ParadearoundHousenaked or ShowHimtheBoobs program can also lead to those programs being ignored by Husband 1.0. Still highly effective in new users and in the Boyfriend series.

Hopefully, Desperate will find the solution she seeks -- a more efficient, more user-friendly Husband program so she can enjoy a good life. ÊOr, in the alternative, a Boyfriend or Sugar Daddy program compatible with her Husband program.

Yes, but if Husband 1.0 recognizes the Boyfriend or Sugar Daddy, many times they are not compatible and user must choose between the conflicting programs.
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post #11 of 13
1/25/05 at 11:53am
I have mother in Law 1.0 on my computer :-/
Anyone know how to remove it? :'(
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post #12 of 13
1/25/05 at 11:56am
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Originally Posted by eric

I have mother in Law 1.0 on my computer :-/
Anyone know how to remove it? :'(


not without messing up the Wife program. even if Wife program does not pose long-term problems, the ConjugalVisits 1.0 program does slow down in the shortterm.

sam
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post #13 of 13
1/25/05 at 12:12pm
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Originally Posted by finsfan

Yes, but if Husband 1.0 recognizes the Boyfriend or Sugar Daddy, many times they are not compatible and user must choose between the conflicting programs.

Reports have shown 100% compatibility. It's important, however, that Desperate run a good anti-Spyware program, as I said earlier. Where compatibility is no problem or concern, Spyware could be a problem because it could reveal the Boyfriend or Sugar Daddy programs. But the chances of Husband 1.0 program recognizing a Boyfriend or Sugar Daddy program are slim to none since it's normally in the I'm Not Paying Attention To You safety mode anyway. A fatal flaw in almost all Husband programs.

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