> > >> He's one lucky kid!!!!!!!!!!
> >>
> >
> > >>
> >> A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS
> ASTONISHED TO SEE
> >> THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED
> UP. THEN HE SAW AN
> >> ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF
> THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED,
> >> "DAD" WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE
> ENVELOPE AND READ THE
> >> LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS:
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> DEAR DAD,
> >>
> >> IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M
> WRITING THIS.
> >> I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I
> WANTED TO
> >> AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU.
> >>
> >> I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND
> SHE IS SO NICE
> >> EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER
> TIGHT MOTORCYCLE
> >> LEATHERS.
> >>
> >> BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION, DAD - SHE'S
> PREGNANT AND BARBARA
> >> ASSURES ME THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY.
> >>
> >> EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER SINCE SHE IS
> SO MUCH OLDER
> >> THAN I AM, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE
> WOODS AND HAS A
> >> STACK OF FIREWOOD ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE WINTER.
> >>
> >> SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME
> AND THAT'S NOW ONE
> >> OF MY DREAMS TOO.
> >>
> >> BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY
> HURT ANYONE AND
> >> WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING
> IT WITH HER
> >> FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE
> NEED.
> >>
> >> IN THE MEANTIME, WE PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND
> A CURE FOR AIDS SO
> >> THAT BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE DESERVES
> IT!!
> >>
> >> DON'T WORRY, DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I
> KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE
> >> OF MYSELF.
> >>
> >> SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU
> CAN GET TO KNOW
> >> YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.
> >>
> >> YOUR SON,
> >> JOHN
> >>
> >> P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M REALLY OVER
> AT BILLY'S HOUSE.
> >>
> >> I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE
> WORSE THINGS IN LIFE
> >> THAN MY REPORT CARD WHICH IS IN MY CENTER DESK
> DRAWER.
> >>
> >> I LOVE YOU!
> >>
> >> PS: CALL ME WHEN IT'S SAFE TO COME HOME
> >>
> >
> > >>
> >> A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS
> ASTONISHED TO SEE
> >> THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED
> UP. THEN HE SAW AN
> >> ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF
> THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED,
> >> "DAD" WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE
> ENVELOPE AND READ THE
> >> LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS:
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> DEAR DAD,
> >>
> >> IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M
> WRITING THIS.
> >> I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I
> WANTED TO
> >> AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU.
> >>
> >> I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND
> SHE IS SO NICE
> >> EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER
> TIGHT MOTORCYCLE
> >> LEATHERS.
> >>
> >> BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION, DAD - SHE'S
> PREGNANT AND BARBARA
> >> ASSURES ME THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY.
> >>
> >> EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER SINCE SHE IS
> SO MUCH OLDER
> >> THAN I AM, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE
> WOODS AND HAS A
> >> STACK OF FIREWOOD ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE WINTER.
> >>
> >> SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME
> AND THAT'S NOW ONE
> >> OF MY DREAMS TOO.
> >>
> >> BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY
> HURT ANYONE AND
> >> WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING
> IT WITH HER
> >> FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE
> NEED.
> >>
> >> IN THE MEANTIME, WE PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND
> A CURE FOR AIDS SO
> >> THAT BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE DESERVES
> IT!!
> >>
> >> DON'T WORRY, DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I
> KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE
> >> OF MYSELF.
> >>
> >> SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU
> CAN GET TO KNOW
> >> YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.
> >>
> >> YOUR SON,
> >> JOHN
> >>
> >> P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M REALLY OVER
> AT BILLY'S HOUSE.
> >>
> >> I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE
> WORSE THINGS IN LIFE
> >> THAN MY REPORT CARD WHICH IS IN MY CENTER DESK
> DRAWER.
> >>
> >> I LOVE YOU!
> >>
> >> PS: CALL ME WHEN IT'S SAFE TO COME HOME
. Our Son is almost 30 years old
. Just copied it from an email my wife got from a friend of hers.
