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I am ROFLing here!

post #1 of 6
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Sorry for this offtopic but it's damn funny )) I could not hold it!

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

isn't it aholy truth )?
post #2 of 6
Hi, and welcome to Basenotes!

Yes, this had a lot of truth in it, and was very funny for sure!
What doesn`t exactly make me ROFLing, tho, is no. 10."Same work...more pay"

post #3 of 6
In the most recent job I had I worked with ALL women. They ALL got paid more than I did. So I wasnt in the majority there. Not that it made me mad. I'm perfectly fine with it.
post #4 of 6
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Originally Posted by musse

Hi, and welcome to Basenotes!

What doesn`t exactly make me ROFLing, tho, is no. 10."Same work...more pay"


Yeah that made me wince a bit too. The funny thing for me was that *I* actually identified w/ SOME of these 'cause I'm pretty low maintenance, lol.
post #5 of 6
# 12!! What exactly goes wrong down there? It looks like they're shifting gears! Come to think of it, every guy I know owns a manual speed...hmmm
post #6 of 6
I think we need a womens one. That is pretty accurate but very steriotypical.
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