Well, bernat if he was really that smart he'd stil be your bf, wouldn't he?
*sigh*
" There is no cure for love, except to love even more. "--- French proverb.
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I think that, as this thread continues to grow and spiral gloriously out of control with clueless male questions on what chicks dig----er . . . on what compliments an elegant man's wardrobe, I feel it my duty to revive a thread originally posted in the Male Fragrance Forum.
BABE MAGNETS AND THEIR MISSION STATEMENTS:
( I mean guys, what kind of woman do you really want to attract?)
1. Quorum, Pino Sylvestre, Insense Ultramarine--- These smell so bad she's got to be a masochist. Beat her, whip her, make her write bad checks . . .
2. Muscs Kublai Khan--Cut to the chase, you only want her if she's an erotically frenzied wildcat
3. Kourus--But If she likes this atrocity, she's even more perverted than you imagined. Run awaaaay!
4. Aramis, Brut, Drakkar Noir, Old Spice, Aqua Velva, Azzarro---Her dad probably wore it at some point. One can only hope that she still wants to sit on his lap.
5. Royal English Leather, Dunhill '34, Patou, Versailles--- If she mentions dad wore these, the family's loaded. Consider eloping to the chapel of Elvis in Vegas.
6. Roma Uomo, 3rd Man, Tuscany, Vintage Tabarome, ---You are unapologetically masculine, she'll rip your clothes off, NOW!
7. Le Male---Or queer eye for the straight guy, the bottle design episode. You rejoice in your feminine side.
8. Jicky, Jaipur, JHL, M7, Chergui, Musc Ravageur---And you do so with finesse.
9. Diptyque (any) And so, you could buy a boutique together and live happily ever after.
10. Coty (any): Except you've just been evicted from your trailer park. Good! See if she comes through for you and lets you move in rent free.
11. Rochas Man: Or A*Men redux. A vast improvement. Still it's so "chocolate shake" that you might attract jailbait. Check I.D. And have a good lawyer handy.
12. Piper Nigrum: Redundant if you're a waiter in an Italian restaurant, but otherwise a masterpiece of seduction by Lorenzo Villarosi. Think of it !
You'll smell like a wonderful dish of linguini with olive oil. How many millions of women want to break their diet? Can't miss.
Cheers,
Mario
*sigh*
" There is no cure for love, except to love even more. "--- French proverb.
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I think that, as this thread continues to grow and spiral gloriously out of control with clueless male questions on what chicks dig----er . . . on what compliments an elegant man's wardrobe, I feel it my duty to revive a thread originally posted in the Male Fragrance Forum.
BABE MAGNETS AND THEIR MISSION STATEMENTS:
( I mean guys, what kind of woman do you really want to attract?)
1. Quorum, Pino Sylvestre, Insense Ultramarine--- These smell so bad she's got to be a masochist. Beat her, whip her, make her write bad checks . . .
2. Muscs Kublai Khan--Cut to the chase, you only want her if she's an erotically frenzied wildcat
3. Kourus--But If she likes this atrocity, she's even more perverted than you imagined. Run awaaaay!
4. Aramis, Brut, Drakkar Noir, Old Spice, Aqua Velva, Azzarro---Her dad probably wore it at some point. One can only hope that she still wants to sit on his lap.
5. Royal English Leather, Dunhill '34, Patou, Versailles--- If she mentions dad wore these, the family's loaded. Consider eloping to the chapel of Elvis in Vegas.
6. Roma Uomo, 3rd Man, Tuscany, Vintage Tabarome, ---You are unapologetically masculine, she'll rip your clothes off, NOW!
7. Le Male---Or queer eye for the straight guy, the bottle design episode. You rejoice in your feminine side.
8. Jicky, Jaipur, JHL, M7, Chergui, Musc Ravageur---And you do so with finesse.
9. Diptyque (any) And so, you could buy a boutique together and live happily ever after.
10. Coty (any): Except you've just been evicted from your trailer park. Good! See if she comes through for you and lets you move in rent free.
11. Rochas Man: Or A*Men redux. A vast improvement. Still it's so "chocolate shake" that you might attract jailbait. Check I.D. And have a good lawyer handy.
12. Piper Nigrum: Redundant if you're a waiter in an Italian restaurant, but otherwise a masterpiece of seduction by Lorenzo Villarosi. Think of it !
You'll smell like a wonderful dish of linguini with olive oil. How many millions of women want to break their diet? Can't miss.
Cheers,
Mario







also i always turn around if a man wearing old good "farenheit" passes by





It's the very 1st thread.
(Tina, if you're listening, please return my calls!)