OK, we've all heard this joke before. But it's time for a fresh twist.
If Microsoft made cars...
-Despite the fact that the Windows Vista Car is being sold as an "all-new" car, complete with Intel or AMD dual-injection engine, it would contain 20-year old components under the hood.
-Gas mileage would be atrocious, at 10 mpg city/12 highway under new 2008 EPA rules despite the more fuel-efficient dual-injection engine.
-The navigation system would crash in tricky situations.
-When airbags are about to deploy, it would say "Airbags are about to deploy. Cancel or allow?".
-To turn off the car, you would have to press the Start button.
-When you crash, you would be subjected to the Blue Windshield of Death.
-The stereo would only play WMA files.
-Microsoft cars would only run on Microsoft Windows Live Gas, sold in six varieties:
-The slogan would be "Zune-Zoom-Zune".
Any other jokes?
If Microsoft made cars...
-Despite the fact that the Windows Vista Car is being sold as an "all-new" car, complete with Intel or AMD dual-injection engine, it would contain 20-year old components under the hood.
-Gas mileage would be atrocious, at 10 mpg city/12 highway under new 2008 EPA rules despite the more fuel-efficient dual-injection engine.
-The navigation system would crash in tricky situations.
-When airbags are about to deploy, it would say "Airbags are about to deploy. Cancel or allow?".
-To turn off the car, you would have to press the Start button.
-When you crash, you would be subjected to the Blue Windshield of Death.
-The stereo would only play WMA files.
-Microsoft cars would only run on Microsoft Windows Live Gas, sold in six varieties:
- Windows Live Gas Starter (a poor-quality gasoline sold only in third-world countries to fight counterfeit Microsoft gas)
- Windows Live Gas Home Basic (a low-quality 87-octane gas with minimal detergent additives for personal cars only)
- Windows Live Gas Home Premium (a decent-quality 93-octane gas with extra detergents to keep your engine clean)
- Windows Live Gas Business (a decent-quality 87-octane gas with detergent additives)
- Windows Live Gas Enterprise (sold only to fleets)
- Windows Live Gas Ultimate (a 94-octane gas with a ton of detergent additives and engine boosters that nobody needs)
-The slogan would be "Zune-Zoom-Zune".
Any other jokes?
