To reply to my above post, I was back in Perfumania today and saw my mistake. The bottle I saw and tested on my last visit was Touch SPORT by Fred Hayman. The box and bottle are virtually identical, so I mistook the Sport version for the Regular version.
The Sport version is AWFUL. HORRID. Might be the worst cologne I have ever smelled (although Ralph Lauren Romance is definitely a contender). Like I said in my previous post, it is quite rancid. Touch with Love for Men is horrible too. It smelled like Vic's Vapor Rub!
SO, I'm pleased to learn that my bottles of the wonderful Touch original are in no danger of going bad any time soon. I just smelled the wrong stuff!