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Chuck Norris, "Regulator"

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Lol......

Though they did spell "masturbate" wrong......
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the baddest actor of the world,uffffff!!!!!!!!!! "palo" face
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That did it!
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Also,...

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Hey, are you guys telling me I need to cut back?

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....having trouble reading the posts...groping for my thick glasses and red/white cane..
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....having trouble reading the posts...groping for my thick glasses and red/white cane..

...difficulty typingb from hair onm palmsx
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there's an Internet meme that grows by the hour of Chuck Norris jokes

for instance

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Chuck Norris just says "NO" to drugs... If he said "Yes", it would collapse columbia's infrastructure.
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Everybody Loves Raymond....Except Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just the Islands.
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Ok, which of us have the Macintosh Chuck Norris widget? I do!

the above one -
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Made me laugh my ass off.

Ok lets keep it going! I've got two hundred fifty something of these, ready to go! LoL

This one is sweet:

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human (Paperback)

from Amazon

http://www.amazon.com/Truth-About-Ch...dp/1592403441/

wikipedia has a good page of Chuck Norris Facts

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_Facts

Ill leave with this

\t\tChuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris' Top 10 read by Chuck Norris

on YouTube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g
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Dude that Wikipedia page is absolutely ridiculous.

"There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live"
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