If he wasn't my type but we needed to procreate to keep the species going, he'd better bath in Eternity for Men, so I could remember my first love.
Anteus is good though. I wouldn't complain if Brad Pitt wore that to take me out to dinner. (Obviously, we'd just talk about our kids and how cute they are and what a pain they are in supermarkets.)
And it sounds like if Sloan is the last man on earth, he'll smell a lot like Dzing! in that lion skin. Not a bad choice at all, actually. Keanu could wear that to take me to dinner and I wouldn't mention kids or supermarkets once...