Welcome to the literary criticism, Porsche and young girls for a dirty, rich old man thread.
First things first, did Proust really know his cookies?http://www.slate.com/id/2118443/
It's Edgar, Guy, Anton, Hem and Bukowski for me, but I'll finish Rememberances in Heaven.
(Or is it a punishment in the other place?)
Second, let us hope he bought a vintage bathtub Porsche, in any color but red.--
(If he didn't he's beyond help, and will probably end up wearing Le Male because the cute SA tells him her it smells, like, sooo totally awesome on her boyfriend)
There's many sites on the net, I found one:http://daveloop.drumtable.com/40_Yea...sche__That_Is_
Thirdly, or third if you don't like adverbs; why on earth should he divorce his wife? Why not follow instead the decent European custom and simply cheat on her with a bevy of beauties? For crying out loud, he's making 250K a year!!. I'll never understand this kind of American suburban inmorality, it seems so needlessly cruel.
Not to mention stupid. He'll be a sitting duck for any half-way competent golddigger.
The answer to the fragrance question is that, given his age, social position and lustful intentions, he should wear
RALPH LAUREN'S PURPLE LABEL !
I've never smelled it, being too broke at present (I'm taking a break right now from filing my income tax on line and, man, it's ugly!) to buy more frags , but hey, I have heard some stories !