How about... "Derivative"
You can almost see the advert already and the blurb that goes with it... (the world goes all shimmery as HDS imagines...)
"For the modern man who stands alone from the crowd. He knows who he is. He knows where he's going. He knows how he likes his coffee. He likes his hair to look wet all the time. He can't pass a mirror without raising an eyebrow at himself.
Women think he's a bit of a tosser but he thinks he smells nice..."
Boss Derivative - A Fresh Citrusy Scent That Smells Like Everything Else We Produce.
Coming soon Boss Derivative Red - The same as Boss Derivative but we've added some food colouring to it to make it redder.
In Superdrug and other fine perfume retailers from June 1st...
Any other suggestions chaps?
You can almost see the advert already and the blurb that goes with it... (the world goes all shimmery as HDS imagines...)
"For the modern man who stands alone from the crowd. He knows who he is. He knows where he's going. He knows how he likes his coffee. He likes his hair to look wet all the time. He can't pass a mirror without raising an eyebrow at himself.
Women think he's a bit of a tosser but he thinks he smells nice..."
Boss Derivative - A Fresh Citrusy Scent That Smells Like Everything Else We Produce.
Coming soon Boss Derivative Red - The same as Boss Derivative but we've added some food colouring to it to make it redder.
In Superdrug and other fine perfume retailers from June 1st...
Any other suggestions chaps?
