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I Hate CB's I Hate Perfume

post #1 of 14
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As some people know I am testing many different scents for the last couple of weeks and of course I didn't want to skip Christopher Brosius's new line: I hate Perfume.

And after reading this on his website I was totally sold:

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I hate perfume.

Perfume is too often an ethereal corset trapping everyone in the same unnatural shape


A lazy and inelegant concession to fashionable ego


Too often a substitute for true allure and style


An opaque shell concealing everything – revealing nothing


A childish masque hiding the timid and unimaginative


An arrogant slap in the face from across the room


People who smell like everyone else disgust me

* * * * * * *

Perfume is a veil that reveals the soul


Perfume is the fanfare of our individuality sounding differently to everyone who listens


Perfume is a signpost to our true selves – a different journey for the brave to travel


Perfume is the weather of our inner world bringing life to a personal landscape


Perfume is an art that shows us who we can be if we dare – an invisible portrait of who we are


Perfume is discovered fully only by our lovers when we are together - naked

* * * * * * *

I encourage you to be yourself, expand yourself and please yourself


Allow yourself the luxury of your own vision


Perfume is an adventure I encourage you to explore


I love making perfume


I love being a perfumer

I mean, you have to admit, that just sounds great!

So, I ordered many 8ML decants from the TPC and so far it has been one big disappointment!

Burning Leaves smells just like a BBQ and is totally unwearable on it's own!
Wild Hunt is fun for a minute and actually well done IF you want to smell like some bushes. The name and story behind it is great, but so far I have found nobody who actually liked the scent!
Gathering Apples smells far too "plastic" for my taste!
Black March actually ain't bad and one of the few I will wear from time to time.
Memory of Kindness...now I don't know what the fuss is about, but this smells just like Wild Hunt with small differences. Again, a great story (about his grandmothers garden..) but disappointing smell and for me it doesn't bring up any memories at all!
Fire from Heaven is the last I have tested and is just like Black March I could see myself wearing it, but it would never be bottle-worthy!

Sorry if this has become some sort or rant, but after spending over $80 on these samples I just had to share it with you! And of course I would very much like to know your opinion!

What am I missing here, or is this line just heavily over-rated?
post #2 of 14
There'll all impressive and smell uncannily accurate, but indeed not all of them are wearable as perfume. Try things like Russian Caravan Tea and Tea/Rose, which are still unique, but are closer to being "normal" smelling perfumes and wear just fine.
post #3 of 14
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Originally Posted by DutchSmell View Post

So, I ordered many 8ML decants from the TPC and so far it has been one big disappointment!

Those are some big samples!

As far as being overrated, I have yet to see anyone praise this line
post #4 of 14
but Cumming is very popular here, with good reason
post #5 of 14
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As far as being overrated, I have yet to see anyone praise this line

Ditto. They get talked about a lot but I doubt you'd find them being mentioned in the SoTD threads very often.
post #6 of 14
I think for what they are - they are really good. They are supposed to be accurate smells meant to trigger memories and create an "experience."

I have tried 2 of his - though I got 1mL samples: Patchouli Empire and CB Musk reinvention.

I foun Musk reinvention to smell like BBQ which I didn't like (I wanted a musk perfume)

Patchouli Empire took me back to my grandmother's basement when my sister and I opened old cedar lined trunks (I suppose from the 19th century since the basement was packed with old things from the 19th century) and got faded whiffs of what I now know to be patchouli with the wood - this scent brought me back with some melancholy and nostalgia to that time. This I could not wear as I wear a typical fragrance, but I would not want to.

I absolutely love CB's work - but it isn't perfume, its more like a scent memory or scent artwork. And for me <2mL is plenty for what it is.

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant - but not a perfume.
post #7 of 14
I tested one ml of his "Tea Rose" oil and I thought it was amazing. Having grown a lot of tea roses it definitely smelled of the real.

I went on to get a few more and wasn't real impressed but I've read reviews by people who are over the moon for his stuff.

He had another company once called Demeter. They impressed people with single note scents also.

But you asked what did you do wrong? You bought too many samples at once and weren't happy to lose that much?

Do you play poker?
post #8 of 14
I like them but I don't find a lot of them wearable- they remind me of Frank Lloyd Wright admitting that he doesn't sit on the furniture he designed since he'd been bruised so often by their angular forms. More performance art than perfume.
post #9 of 14
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Originally Posted by fredricktoo View Post

I tested one ml of his "Tea Rose" oil and I thought it was amazing. Having grown a lot of tea roses it definitely smelled of the real.

I went on to get a few more and wasn't real impressed but I've read reviews by people who are over the moon for his stuff.

He had another company once called Demeter. They impressed people with single note scents also.

But you asked what did you do wrong? You bought too many samples at once and weren't happy to lose that much?

Do you play poker?

Sir you are awesome, I even just came back from a poker tournement!

And yes I play daily, online aswell as offline!

Anyway, I think you are right, some people are really over the moon for this stuff and that's what made me expect far too much!

What do I need with a fragrance that is unwearable? Not much imo!

And yes, I am not happy that I wasted so much money, so I will definately try to sell them again. Of course with a great discount but I hope to get at least half of my money back!
post #10 of 14
Don't know about the other CB's, but I think 'Burning Leaves' is a must have. Not to wear on its own, but for layering.

It's absolutely awesome with Lomani Ignition. Also great with Chene from Lutens and Shiseido's Basala.
post #11 of 14
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Originally Posted by NEoTY26 View Post

As far as being overrated, I have yet to see anyone praise this line

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Originally Posted by HughLloyd View Post

Ditto. They get talked about a lot but I doubt you'd find them being mentioned in the SoTD threads very often.

I beg to differ - I think CBIHP are discussed here quite in depth (both negatively and positively) - check out these threads:

http://community.basenotes.net/showthread.php?t=208731
http://community.basenotes.net/showthread.php?t=207823
http://community.basenotes.net/showthread.php?t=199899
http://community.basenotes.net/showthread.php?t=199011

It sounds DutchSmell as has already been mentioned, that the CBIHP 'concept' and approach towards scents is perhaps one you're not a fan of. Which is fine (I personally, cannot stand the 'concept' behind Bond No. 9 and I avoid their scents because of this), as long as you're able to admit this is your personal choice (experience) and that it (of course) is wildly different for all of us who encounter the scents.
post #12 of 14
No offense, you shouldn't rant that you spent $80 when you knew darn well one smells like burning leaves, another bushes, and lastly a garden. What the hell did you expect?
post #13 of 14
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Originally Posted by mikeperez23 View Post

I beg to differ - I think CBIHP are discussed here quite in depth (both negatively and positively) - check out these threads:

http://community.basenotes.net/showthread.php?t=208731
http://community.basenotes.net/showthread.php?t=207823
http://community.basenotes.net/showthread.php?t=199899
http://community.basenotes.net/showthread.php?t=199011

It sounds DutchSmell as has already been mentioned, that the CBIHP 'concept' and approach towards scents is perhaps one you're not a fan of. Which is fine (I personally, cannot stand the 'concept' behind Bond No. 9 and I avoid their scents because of this), as long as you're able to admit this is your personal choice (experience) and that it (of course) is wildly different for all of us who encounter the scents.

May I ask whats wrong with Bond's concept? Although I got a Bond no. 9 avatar I have only tried Silver Factory so far but it's one of my favourite scents of all time! And the bottle looks awesome; retro and modern at the same time!

And of course I will admit the CB line is absolutely unique and an experience on its own, but for me a disappointing one!

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Originally Posted by Regis Philbin View Post

No offense, you shouldn't rant that you spent $80 when you knew darn well one smells like burning leaves, another bushes, and lastly a garden. What the hell did you expect?

No offense taken! But to be honest Burning Leaves is the only one you could guess w/o knowing it's name! And Memory of Kindness does smell just like another bushes just like Wild Hunt does. I guess I had my hopes up too high after seeing some people go over the moon for this stuff!
post #14 of 14
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I have put each and everyone CB scent I got on sale, if you are intrested please visit:

http://community.basenotes.net/showthread.php?t=210124
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