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post #721 of 796
It's hell being on the run from the Mounties, isn't it?

Life is just a box of chocolates.
post #722 of 796
Um...I already used the 'life is like a box of chocolates' one! I mean really, can't come up with another one? You have to steal ideas now..you know, that really urks me, you know? Oh and I hate shrimp..and now I am thinking of shrimp gumbo, shrimp & potato, shrimp sandwich, popcorn shrimp, cajun shrimp, shrimp salad, shrimp cocktails..great. Thanks.

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What kind of superhero was Aquaman? Really now.
post #723 of 796
Irk away oh Bubba Wannabe. And Aquaman was the kind of superhero who always slept on the wet spot, or so sayeth his main squeeze Water Retention Woman. Duh.

Tis not yet the season to be jolly
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Tis not yet the season to be jolly


I’m flattered that you are stalking me, but are you nagging about the 15 foot tall inflatable Santa Claus that I still have on my roof??? Gosh, so soooorrry about the sour grapes; you sound like the whiny HOA board members around here! So what if I like Christmas? And I don’t see how it is any of your business if I want to sit on an old man’s lap and tell him what gifts I want. It is very common in this part of LA, so get used to it. I can tell that you are a stick-in-the-mud prude from your other post, and I intend to tell the mods all about you.


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“Many grains of frankincense on the same altar: one falls before, another falls after; but it makes no difference.“
- Marcus Aurelius
post #725 of 796
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“Many grains of frankincense on the same altar: one falls before, another falls after; but it makes no difference.“
- Marcus Aurelius

Have you nothing better to do than observe bits of smelly stuff falling here ,there and everywhere ? Come on over, I'll give some real work to do ! Geez !
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Home made food tastes the best !
post #726 of 796
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Home made food tastes the best !

Yeah. Sure. Like you really cook. As a culinary Blanche DuBois, you I bet you rely on the cooking kindness of others.

I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!
post #727 of 796
[QUOTE=kbe;

I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore![/QUOTE]

I am SO glad and relieved that you can finally admit you are insane, kbe. Well done - we've made progress! The men in white coats with hypodermics and a cozy armless jacket are on their way !

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I like to dunk donuts !
post #728 of 796
I guess you're telling me that you don't want to come over and have coffee anymore? Just say it then! You know I only make donut holes and not the whole donut, yes, I know, you need a toothpick to dunk them.

A rolling stone gathers no moss.
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Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by IngaMi View Post


A rolling stone gathers no moss.

So now you're asking us to explain this proverb?

THE most common one used by doctors to test if a patient is psychotic should he fail to grasp the meaning?

What is this, The Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory? Are you licensed to practice psychiatry and administer a quiz for schizophrenia online?

This is outrageous. Just because I black out for long periods of time and listen for dentally transmitted radio signals is no excuse for you to stalk me and hack into my computer to spy on me.

I refuse to give any more information about this dumb proverb, see if I don't!

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Egoiste is a great fragrance but it's easy to apply too much.
post #730 of 796
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Egoiste is a great fragrance but it's easy to apply too much.

It's bad enough that you're full of yourself, but now you're going to tell me what to do?? I will apply as much as much as I like, thank you very much. I do not need you to tell me how much to apply. I can sure as heck decide that for myself.

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There are some interestingly shaped clouds overhead.
post #731 of 796
Time for an(other) eyelid job misscasey. The National Weather Service says clear skies all the way around for you.

Light bends when it passes close to massive solar objects
post #732 of 796
You know I am not a science buff, I could care less about light bending wherever. DON'T talk science! And plus who cares about that boring tidbit of info? Ok? Unless you are going to change the world with your nerd talk..save it please.

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Me want cookie.
post #733 of 796
Ugh. Your grammar! It's bad enough that you're eating those heinous fat pills, and now you're demanding them in a childish tone with poor grammar. What do you think this is? Do you take us for idiots, Kalli? Not everyone grew up on Sesame Street, you know. Some of us had to learn the hard way. Like, as in going to school.

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ.

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Back to the old grindstone tomorrow.
post #734 of 796
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Originally Posted by misscasey View Post

Back to the old grindstone tomorrow.

Keep your head high misscasey. Your pole dancing day job at the Home for Nonagenarian Oscar Wilde Look-Alikes will jump start your career eventually.


There could never be another you.
post #735 of 796
Ah, for crying out loud, kbe, you still don't believe I have an identical twin?


He won the pie eating contest.
post #736 of 796
Anyone can win a pie eating contest. What about a roach eating contest, mmm? That wouldn't be so easy, WOULD IT? Who cares about someone eating a pie eating contest, I could win a pie eating contest. Show me something that's harder. GEEZ.

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Funniest/dumbest song I've heard lately is "Chicken Noodle Soup." 'Chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side'??? Wut is that about? LOL.
post #737 of 796
Don't knock Chicken Soup. 'Chicken Soup' healed my pet-lovin' soul.


Don't go gentle into that good night...
post #738 of 796
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Originally Posted by Hillaire View Post

Don't knock Chicken Soup. 'Chicken Soup' healed my pet-lovin' soul.


Don't go gentle into that good night...

Right. Continue to scream and yell for hours after sundown. Your neighbors will understand. They have become acustomed to your odd behaviors.

You stink.
post #739 of 796
Ha! You're telling me I stink just because I beat you at poker last night. That figures!


Close, but no cigar.
post #740 of 796
Well, sometimes a 'cigar is just a cigar', anyway.


The collective unconscious slowly rotting.
post #741 of 796
Wow, that's sounds pretty melancholic..maybe you need some more sunshine..don't bring your emo lingo this way, ok? Save it for someone who cares.

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All Pillsbury dough products taste the same..whether it's pizza dough, biscuits, croissants..all the same taste, all the same dough..why give it different names..just say dough in a can that can be used for everything. Come on.
post #742 of 796
The Pillsbury Dough Boy is a master of the senses, and bastion of nuance. As are his lovingly created products. Apparently you simply don't have the palate for it.
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The best thing anyone can do for themselves is to forgive others.
LL
post #743 of 796
As a life-long masochist I find forgiving others counter-productive

It was a dark and rainy night..
post #744 of 796
Haha Hillaire..

NO, the PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY is NOT, NOT attractive, mmm K? I can't believe this. He's creepy and always tempting me to eat too many carbs, I HATE him! Doughboy must die, death by cookie cutter..I'll shut that laughing, lard filled, creepy-eyed freak.

A dark and rainy night? That's how you are starting your new book you are writing? Come on, can anyone say writer's block?? Plus, I hate the rain, hate it..makes me depressed.

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2 legit 2 quit.
post #745 of 796
Uh, okay. Well, quit anyway.


Aint Skeered
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voops
post #747 of 796
Aint literati either

Who goes there?
post #748 of 796
It's probably just one of your cats, bro.



All the world's a stage
post #749 of 796
Haven't we heard enough of Madonna? That reminds me of whatever song she sang with those words in it..hate her songs, hate her fume, hated the stupid Superbowl fiasco..lame..move on, world.

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I eat Parmesan cheese packets and drink those little half n half things for coffee.
post #750 of 796
So do most deviant, neglected three-year-olds.


All my fat goes to my ass.
post #751 of 796
And your Zbra gets nothing? Pity.

Eggs easy over, please.
post #752 of 796
You know the egg runs and makes the toast all soggy like that, DON'T YOU? Who eats soggy toast?? I HATE soggy toast! I am totally grossed out..scrambled or get outta the kitchen. RRRRh!

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I don't like sprinkles, you know, the ones you put on cake or whatever. They taste like hard wax.
post #753 of 796
Ah, so you are too good for sprinkles --the very symbol of making baking 'fun'. And eating a little wax is part of being a kid: it's the stuff down-home nostalgia is made of!
I certainly hope you enjoy your sprinkle-free, elegant, wax-free "pâtisserie" in your resplendent French château.




The heart is a lonely hunter.
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Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Hillaire View Post

The heart is a lonely hunter.

Carson McCullers? Really? OK the film was better than the book, principally because of Alan Arkin's superb portrayal, but even Brando could not save Reflections in a Golden Eye.
Honestly, if you want stories about alienated people in The South written by a woman, may I ask what is wrong with Flannery O'Connor?

Leaving your parochialism and sexism aside, how in the name of God (or absurdity at the lack of God) could you possibly place this novel ahead of the masterpiece of alienation: The Stranger by Albert Camus?

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I laid my heart open to the tender indifference of the universe.
post #755 of 796
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Originally Posted by Mario Justiniani View Post

Carson McCullers? Really? OK the film was better than the book, principally because of Alan Arkin's superb portrayal, but even Brando could not save Reflections in a Golden Eye.
Honestly, if you want stories about alienated people in The South written by a woman, may I ask what is wrong with Flannery O'Connor?

Leaving your parochialism and sexism aside, how in the name of God (or absurdity at the lack of God) could you possibly place this novel ahead of the masterpiece of alienation: The Stranger by Albert Camus?

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I laid my heart open to the tender indifference of the universe.

How do you know the universe is tenderly indifferent? Perhaps it recoiled in horror as you exposed yourself to it. Very rude of you.

I wanna know what love is and I want you to show me
post #756 of 796
Well you want everything served to you in a golden spoon? And who said you deserve love to begin with.

Oh my gosh I feel awful LOL - sorry Russel.

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I am thirsty.
post #757 of 796
Then drink water! Duh.

There are lines that shouldn't be crossed.
post #758 of 796
LOL Mario! I love Flannery O'Connor, too!

Kbe, save your tight assed ocd shit for therapy please. And stop making chalk lines on your floor.



Pearl Jam was better than Nirvana.
post #759 of 796
Oh now that's one REALLY I can comment to! LOL.

I HATED both, they BOTH stunk! Overrated and IRRITATING. Hated their voices, the whole thing. URGH! PLEASE don't remind me of crummy 90's music! Rrrrh! Pearl Jam, Nirvana and Bush, HATED them all, lol..(not even kidding there, hehe). But Pearl Jam was more likely the worst one, PJ gets under my skin more than any other. Maybe focus on GOOD 90's rock??? What was with that dude's VOICE? Come on!

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The Tooth Fairy was better Santa Claus.
post #760 of 796
Are you kidding? My Santa Claus could have taken a round out of Tooth Fairy any old day. Besides, my Tooth Fairy was a tight wad. ( haha, and I kept up the tradition when I became the Tooth Fairy... )

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
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Originally Posted by IngaMi View Post

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!

I believe you sir

I'm too sexy for my shirt
post #762 of 796
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Originally Posted by kbe View Post

I'm too sexy for my shirt

So being arrested once for indecent exposure in public wasn't enough for you, eh , kbe ?
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Small ones are more juicy .
post #763 of 796
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Originally Posted by Mimi Gardenia View Post

So being arrested once for indecent exposure in public wasn't enough for you, eh , kbe ?
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Small ones are more juicy .

Oh, everybody LOVES Mimi. Now I know why.





Make your enemy see the best in himself, and he'll be able to see the good in you, too.
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Make your enemy see the best in himself, and he'll be able to see the good in you, too.

::yawn::

Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny
post #765 of 796
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::yawn::

Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny

Are you saying I was some sort of reptile monkey in the womb of my mother? Reported to the mods.

The meek will inherit the land and enjoy great peace.
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Originally Posted by Hillaire View Post

Oh, everybody LOVES Mimi. Now I know why.





Hillaire !

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Originally Posted by kbe View Post

::yawn::

Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny

OKaaaay already, you're a geny-us .

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Show me what you've got !
post #767 of 796
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Originally Posted by Mimi Gardenia View Post


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Show me what you've got !

You can't handle the juicy truth


Mom always liked me best
post #768 of 796
You keep thinking that. Moms say that to all their kids, everyone knows that. But surely she told you that cause you actually weren't her fave..she just wanted you to shut up and clean your room.

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So, it's time to color those eggs again..I guess.
post #769 of 796
Can't you see, mine are already coloured? I'm going with the natural look this year, brown. Are you going to gussy yours up with all kinds of pink, blue and green? Appalling. Chickens all over the world will be up in arms! ....again.

Dark chocolate is supposed to be good for you.
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Originally Posted by IngaMi View Post

Dark chocolate is supposed to be good for you.

You just keep on telling yourself that on the way to Weight Watchers.

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Prince William has blue blood.
post #771 of 796
And by looking at Kate, I am guessing that's not the only thing that's blue.


Once a cheater, always a cheater.
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you can't handle the juicy truth

lmao!
post #773 of 796
Who says LMAO anymore??? LOL

It doesn't have to be like that, once a cheater, always a cheater. People CAN turn around. SO if there's some dude who's been swinging around on you and won't change DUMP HIM.. WHAT the heck ever happened to monogamy these DAYS??? Don't get me going. People are lazy and selfish to stay loyal..dump that guy totally.

Unless you are talking about YOU, how you cheated your way through college..PHD my eye!

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Jokey was the best Smurf, speaking of blue. Smurfette killed that show though, lol. I just wanted her to SHUT UP.
post #774 of 796
I heard Smurfette has quite the temper off stage, I'd really, really, watch my back if I were you. And Jokey, are you kidding? What a turkey, he'll be lucky to ever see another script.


Ain't that a shame.
post #775 of 796
Oh noooo , now someone wants to write country songs, well lemme tell ya..COUNTRY STINKS! You are in Canada, right? SO WHY in the WORLD would you write a country song for? Not too many cowboy boots in Canada I am guessing..LAME!

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Sunny D is nasty it is NOT even close to o.j., don't put it even by the o.j. aisle.
post #776 of 796
Congratulations of a sort kali. You are the first citrus-based elitist I have encountered.

Mozart over Beethoven!
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Chopin over Mozart!

(though I CAN agree Mo IS better than Beet, CAN'T STAND Beet, OVERRATED. Why must you mention overrated classical music?!)

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Toostie Roll is chocolatey chew, Tootsie Roll I think I'm in love with you,
post #778 of 796
I only accept critiques of the Tootsie family of sweets by an expert such as the late Telly Savalas. In the meantime, I'll stick with my Coffee Crisp. Makes a "nice light snack", you know. ( especially since I'm on the run from the Mounties! )


They Call the Wind Mariah.
post #779 of 796
Oh I am sure they call Mariah many things but best dressed is not usually one of them.

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But of course, discretion is the better part of valor.
post #780 of 796
In your case I don't think valor has anything to do with it.


A wop bop a lula a wop bam boom!
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