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:toppie:That was really funny. Where did you find those?

Silverbullet, I LOVE your humor! I'm fairly certain you don't have trouble with the ladies!

It's champagne, but unless you're planning to use these pick-up lines online, I suppose it doesn't matter.

Some of those are just *really* corny, silverbullet. My two favorite ones though are

1. "Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?"
2. "Is your dad a thief? Cuz someone stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your beautiful eyes." (The person who said this to me was not an attractive guy at all, but he had some real charisma. . . .)

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

(please forgive this next one...it's baaaad)

Your parents must be retarded 'cause you sure are special.

That one almost made me pee in my pants!

All I can say about this thread is, :toppie:

It's not a line, but it works (and this is good because lines never work)...

learn to make a rose out of a bar napkin...

it breaks the ice, after that it's on you to supp the personality.

A fellow did this for me once when I was out to dinner with my Mom! At the time I was dating someone else and regretted not letting myself be pursued by this guy. I thought the rose was a very nice opening gesture. I told a single co-worker about him, hoping to live vicariously thru her, but she was into blond, surfer types and not interested in this lean-bodied Italian with long, curly hair. About a year later I was single again, hanging out with girlfriends, and I received another rose. It was the same guy! We dated for a while, but although he was beautiful and loved old Marx Brothers films, he wasn't geeky enough for me, and I probably wasn't conventional enough for him. They remain the only paper roses I've ever received.

Ah, Jack....you're better than all this. Listen to Sloan_8013.

Did you just grab my ass

You actually left a guy because he wasn't geeky enough?
Ahhhhh. Thank you, kind lady, for restoring my hope in the world.

Jack.........you truly are crazy.

You need to use all those lines at any given time since you need to attract a person as off-the-beaten-path as yourself. ( I say that with respect).

You're not a conventional human being....and you need to find likewise. Keep on pluggin and eventually you will throw a hook out there ( with your crazy bait ) and land yourself a once-in-a-lifetime.

Same thing w/ tying a cherry stem with your tongue .

OK ladies skip this post.

Just to continue with silverbullet's humor

Do you have a boyfriend?
She says No: Want one?
She says yes: Want another one?

Give her a shot of tequila... Drink this and call me when you think I am cute (she may need a couple more shots)

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.

My name is "Milk", I'll do your body good.

I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.

You look a lot like my next-girlfriend.

Hi. You'll do.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

The did it hurt when you fell from the sky one wasn't there.

"I must be hunting for treasure, cause I'm digging your chest"


guy - "excuse me, can i borrow 50cents?
girl - "why?"
guy - "because my mom told me to call her when i find the woman of my dreams"

"your feet must be tired.......cuz you've been running through my mind all day"

"you must be a parking ticket...cuz you've got fine written all over you"

"Guy: I'm invisible.
Girl: Really?
Guy: Can you see me?
Girl: Yes
Guy: How about tomorrow night?"

That's good tongue practice, but it takes ages to master. At least it took me ages to learn how to do properly.

Hi. Let's F**K.

That has worked on occasion...

but for some strange reason, women seem to be a lot more successful using that line.

I thought of this thread while watching Harvey Birdman just now and heard Phil Ken Sebben say to Birdgirl, "I'm no Fred Flintstone but I'm gonna make your bed rock!"

It doesn't seem like a good enough reason to end things. You should have just taught him to make snorting sounds when he laughed. I guess I'm biased, since I'm a bit of a geek.

Yah, promoting rape is never funny.

Here's what my husband said to me:

"Wanna dance?"

We've been together ever since (that was a little over ten years ago). My girlfriend who I was out with that night sent him over to ask me to dance, to get me away from the geeky guy I was talking to. I think my husband was actually interested in my crazy girlfriend. But once we started talking and dancing we just stayed together ever since. Not what you had in mind, Silverbullet, I know.

"Do you want to fuck, or should I apologize?"

I agree with this completely, lines usually sound lame and desperate when they come out. Lines are funny, but more effective when you are already familiar with each other and joking around.

I found my husband highly annoying when I first met him.

The only way he got me to meet him again was because we got into an argument over spaghetti sauce versus pizza sauce. And we've been arguing ever since!

I do not think I was promoting rape but... Ok. Bad irish

How about some Johny Bravo? there is a user with one of his phrases on his sig.

"I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine you..."

"Hey, Santa, it's me, Johnny. Remember I'm the one that beat you up last year 'cause I thought you were a burglar?"

"Enough about me, let's talk about you. What do you think of me?"

"You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoohah!"

"Wanna watch my chest hair move in 3-d?"

"If loving me is wrong, you don't wanna be right!"

"Hello, 911 emergency? There's a handsome guy in my house" Oh, wait, cancel that. It's only me."

"Hey baby, can I be your natural selection?"

How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?! ~ Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two

Judge Trudy: Mr. Bravo, you're accused of littering. Do you have a lawyer?
Johnny Bravo: No, your honor. I'll be defending myself.
[makes karate moves]
Johnny Bravo: Hoohahuh!
Judge Trudy: Are you familiar with the saying that any man who defends himself has a fool for a client?
Johnny Bravo: Then, I'm hired!
Judge Trudy: All right, Mr. Bravo, how do you plead?
Johnny Bravo: Like this -
[in begging voice]
Johnny Bravo: Please, oh, plea-ease!
Judge Trudy: [slams hammer] I could hold you in contempt.
Johnny Bravo: I don't care how you hold me, just hold me.
Judge Trudy: Mr. Bravo! Do you have anything to say in your defense?
Johnny Bravo: I sweat a lot, but my breath is minty fresh.
Judge Trudy: Mr. Bravo. Normally I dismiss cases like yours, but in this instance, I'm going to sentence you to 86 consecutive life sentences.
Johnny Bravo: All right... wait, is that bad?
Judge Trudy: Take this knuckle-walking Neanderthal out of here!
Johnny Bravo: [being dragged away] Uhm, can I have that lawyer now?

Velma: [with a flirtatious voice] Don't worry, I won't bite!
Johnny Bravo: [pointing at Daphne] Does she?

Surely this one?

"Hello, I'm Silverbullet. Remember my name because you'll be screaming it later tonight"

Jack, have you ever considered trying an escort service or something like that?

"... to the arresting officer."

I think he did, but they wouldn't hire him.

You live near a brothel, so of course it ain't. :P

Way back when I was still a single fellow, this one always worked like a charm.
(Nothing says "to the point" quite like . . . well, "to the point.")

Silverbullet, I seriously hope you were joking...


Hmmm... I wonder why...


More like, "Do you want to fuck or should I simply fuck off?"

Talking about chat-up lines, I was once chatted up by a man, while in Paris, at 9:30 in the morning!

"Hi, my name's Romeo and you are my Juliette." Arrrgh!

After laughing my head off for the next five minutes or so, his face suddenly expressed confusion and concern before asking, "You are gay, aren't you?"

How, I hate disappointing people...

My boyfriend once told me of a bloke who, having spotted an attractive young lady, would hook his thumbs into the belt loops of his pants and yell "do you root*?" while thrusting his crotch outward in her direction.

Charming.

*'Root' being Aussie slang for "have intimate relations".

The sheepshank (or was that the clove hitch?) was a bit difficult to master...

I actually know some people that think most Brits and French are gay. Must be a different kind of mannerism some Brits and French men have that they confuse for gay.

OT: (I already mentioned this in another section of this board) I once knew a straight (and happily married) man that loved to wear full-on makeup and women's clothes, in public. He also behaved rather feminine - or at least more so that other men. He was often mistaken for gay and would get mad at people for it.

LOL, Oud girl, one of the best lines I've heard. But I think lines in general don't work, they make the guy appear too desperate and trying too hard..

Cherry stems are much easier to tie if you soften them up first with some gentle chewing.