Originally Posted by debbborra
Sorry, off topic, Purplebird, Tom's of Maine makes nice deodorant. Natural. Has coriander.
Not OT! Thanks!
My husband used to be set on Mennon green (kind of fougere) and now he's stuck on Old Spice Fresh (more ozonic/marine).
I think our local health food store might have the Tom's of Maine. I might like it, too. The problem with women's roll-ons is that every single one of them has antiperspirant.
Mostapha, you'd better hush up or we will give you a Group Dabbing.
...He walks into the darkened room. Music is playing. The curtains float in the wind. The candles blow out. There are shadows in the corners. The silouettes of women approach, silently, holding glass bottles and reaching out toward him. He backs away in alarm.
"We mean you no harm," the women say, but he cannot see their faces, and so he continues to retreat until his back reaches the railing of the balcony, and he can go no further.
The circle of women close around him, and he feels the cold touch of glass stoppers on his skin. At first he resists, and then, realizing that they are friendly, he succumbs. They start to laugh. He starts to laugh. He sinks to the floor, and they follow, dabbing all exposed surfaces...
Better advertisement? Yes. I think so. Chanel? Are you listening? Now that would sell perfume.